Family portrait of the Fairy Godmother and her sons

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Family portrait of the Fairy Godmother and her sons
Hello fans of the Tale of Magic and Land of Stories series! I am very happy to announce my new book, Charlie Black in the Alternate Timelines. It features a young Charlotte "Charlie" Black discovering she has the magic to travel through different versions of events in both the Fairy-tale world and Otherworld. Everything you wished happened will now happen.
John survives the car crash and Alex and Conner live a happy childhood. Ezmia never breathes in the mirror dust. Brystal and Lucy kiss. Life gets better when giant hyper-intelligient ants take over Earth. Little Bo Peep and Red Riding hood lesbianly argue for 5 chapters. Elrik and Xanthous have a nasty divorce. Sir Lampton as Buster gets rabies and is euthanised. Every character in The Land of Stories and A Tale of Magic murders the Masked Man a hundred times.
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What are we thinking guys. Here’s my guesses
This pole will be up for a week. Unless he answers then imma end it
I refuse to believe that the magic-draining was just "oh no Lloyd lost his powers!" like with how important magic is to fairies, it had to have a physical and mental effect beyond Lloyd's feelings of betrayal
the brrootherss
John is more of a outdoor person
and ive been thinking why they're called Bailey and not evergreen, because Bailey is only brystal's alias?
I love John and Lloyd so much and it Kills me that they have almost nothing in canon. I'm on my hands and knees begging Chris Colfer to release John's journals (with all the torn out pages + entries from his childhood diary!) as a spinoff book so we can finally see the crazy shitshow that is the Bailey family <3 Their golden child/black sheep + mother whose help only makes things worse dynamic deeply compels me. PLEASE I need to know everything that happened after the magic draining incident. CHRIS COLFER FIX YOUR PLOTHOLES I'M BEGGING YOU.
You bitches don't like Lloyd Bailey as much as I like Lloyd Bailey because I'm the only person that likes Lloyd Bailey
okay i have thought for A While now (and not without talking to one of my tlos friends, shout out sam <3) that chris colfer did not have lloyd in mind at all when he wrote the first 2 books of tlos. like he hadn't even come up with him. and i think there's a lot of evidence for this that is not ENTIRELY explained by the argument of "well john and fg just wanted to keep his existence a secret from the twins". but i realized last night that maybe one of the strongest pieces of evidence is EZMIA.
because here's the thing. bear with me for a second. ezmia absolutely knew about john's existence, right? like. alright i don't have the second book on me rn but she clearly knew about charlotte, and she wouldn't know about charlotte without knowing of john (iirc she thinks charlotte is alex, but this still shows that she knows of john because how else would she know that the fairy godmother has a granddaughter, right?). and given the fact that she was fg's protegee, she would have been around both john AND LLOYD during her training. those are the sons of her mentor who live in the same kingdom (and probably the exact same castle) as she does. lloyd is literally referred to as "the other heir" by fg, which i guess indicates that ezmia was needed to replace lloyd? because he would've been the heir after john but then his magic got drained? point is he would've been around at the same time ezmia was being trained, and especially if she was needed to REPLACE him, she would have known about him. i've seen others point out that they probably would've been about the same age. now. keeping all this in mind...
do you really think. that if ezmia knew about this terrible uncle the twins have (AND SHE THINKS CHARLOTTE IS ONE OF THE TWINS FOR A WHILE), she really wouldn't have dangled it in their faces every chance she got? especially if she realized when talking to the real alex and conner that they don't even know who this guy is. don't you think she would've taunted them with it, given the way she is. don't you think she would've tried to rub it in charlotte's face during one of their scenes together. but she does nothing of the sort. you know why? because chris colfer hadn't thought of lloyd yet. LMAO.
it's not a big deal. i still love tlos and all the books with lloyd especially but like. think of the missed opportunities with lloyd. think about how much it could've been hinted at in the first 2 books if chris had thought of it. it would've been so fun. if anyone has lines in the first 2 books that they think ARE hints at him then please let me know because i think what's in there is just evidence to the contrary LMAO