COME ONNN RGB YOU CAN STILL CLUTCH THIS
He's an older TV head, a classic one that was well known back in the day I think? So if you like Vox or Tenna or Vee or whoever else, you've GOTTA give him credit where it's due
Absolute pathetic loser of a man. Mentally ill. Hates himself. Despite that, he still loves the sound of his own voice, so to speak. Morally gray. Come ON, pathetic and depressed and morally gray, I thought you guys ate that shit up!!
Scientists already had their era. Year of the television baby
GIRLDAD. "Oh I have to vote Utonium, he's girldad," SO IS RGB??? LOOK AT HIS ADORABLE (TO-BE) NONE BINEY (TRUST) STOLEN DAUGHTER OK
Said stolen daughter bullies him sometimes (as she should 💗)
But they still love each other. Well, they don't trust each other for a while, but eventually they do. And they're so goddamn sweet it ruins me
He's British I thought you guys ate that up too!!! As much as we like to make fun of the British I think it's very appealing how formally he tends to speak (no it's not just the accent, he generally does go for a tad of eloquence I think)
He's kind of cute when he's in pain I mean what who said that ahahah tugs collar uhh
Seriously though the comic he's from is insanely well-written, I'm terrible at explaining so I can't do it justice, but I swear to you it's insane
Pansexual and otherwise an ally... Tailor is genderfluid with fairly rapid changes and he always asks before using gendered terms on them (/srs it's canon love to see it)... What did Utonium ever do for the community... And on pride month too smh... Think queer this month chat...
Has died multiple times I think
That negative version of himself is also pretty hot actually
I'm bad at propaganda fuck wait uhh
Help me out here guys community effort k
OH also his suit changes regularly. Can just change the palette by adjusting that one dial of his. Very stylish
He keeps trying to save the world, he knows it's hopeless, everyone he knows tells him it's beyond saving, but he still has hope, he's lost everything ever but he still has hope, this is one thing he has, he will do what it takes, even if it kills him
Also, on top of that previous point:
YOU'RE ALL ONLY VOTING UTONIUM BECAUSE YOU KNOW HIM BETTER. THINK LOGICALLY. YOU ALL KNOW IT IN YOUR HEARTS RGB IS THE OBJECTIVELY SEXIER ONE
