Keep it in your pants, Santiago.

Enter my Andy Samberg tag with caution.

[grammatically-incoherent]

#about me

[nefertiris]

[youngsamberg]

2x01 // 4x03

[zeroxday]

[amanitacaplan]

[mikedugans]

lmaoooo @ the vice’s profile on selasi

Selasi is the boyfriend of the girl you’re low-key in love with, and he’s better than you in every single way. “Hi,” Selasi says, his handshake tight but smooth, strong but finessed. “Selasi.” The girl you are low-key in love with—your roommate, which makes this all the more uncomfortable—suggests you two will get on. “Selasi plays football too!” You invite Selasi to play with you all on Wednesday nights, and he absolutely, yet modestly, outplays you. You’re panting out of your ass, and you’re pretty convinced you’re having a coronary. “Good game, dude!” he says, then jogs off the field. At the bar afterward, Selasi gets a round in for 15 people without even blinking. “Please, guys,” he says, “don’t worry about it. I just got a bonus at work, they’re on me.” You were going to walk home because you don’t have the bus fare, but Selasi gets you both a cab. “I’m heading back to see Kate anyway.” That night, you lay on your bed and listen as, there in the living room/kitchenette combo, he cooks a curry from scratch, bakes a cake, then plays her a subtle and beautiful saxophone solo. Later, you hear giggling and immaculate, fulfilling-sounding intercourse. You realize in the middle of the night that you are now low-key in love with Selasi as well. Your life really is a mess.

[eternalroommates]

dean + the red/purple/blue shirt (for anonymous)

[jahcobperalta]

insp

[jay-orgus]

[claudia-kishi]

Terry Crews feeding a camel ft. Lucy Liu

[outtagum]

WATCH: Some of TV’s best fake doctors are back to get you to see a real doctor 

[sallydrapercoded-deactivated202]

this has most likely been done but in my defense i just got into this show yesterday so i dont kno nothin

[fourdrink-amy-blog]

@aww-yeah

[fourdrink-amy-blog]

so i may have cried when jake kissed amy’s picture in the storage locker

[fourdrink-amy-blog]

I've been shut off from the Internet for a while and now I have access again I saw the season 4 trailer today and got emotional I've followed them all the way from season 1 and it's amazing how 3 years of my life have been spent marvelling at this show and it's characters and I'm so proud and so happy it exists and I'm just so grateful it's still being made ❤️

[phil-the-stone-deactivated20180]

Anyways idk if ive mentioned this before, at least in its own legit post, but something that’s always made me feel especially comfortable and safe watching brooklyn nine nine is that they literally use textbook empowerment language when describing women.

So like, what i mean here is that a while ago in class we had a guest speaker who was talking abt how one of the primary ways to change internalized and externalized objectification of women, and specifically how young girls view themselves and their bodies, is to use “empowering” language to describe women, rather than language that focuses on physical attributes.

A woman is “intelligent”, “tenacious”, “creative”, “determined”, “loving”, “incredible”, “enthusiast”, “strong”, “powerful” etc. And, when adjectives that could imply physical attributes are used, words like “beautiful” or “stunning” – words that encompass the whole of a person and not just their physicality, specifically their sexualized physicality – should be most prevalent.

And i didnt realize this until recently, but b99 literally does exactly this. Frequently. For many of the female characters on the show. And the language is used, even more notably, by BOTH men AND women, in both romantic AND platonic contexts.

And u know, I think that’s pretty cool.

[youngsamberg]

2x06 // 3x07

[itsbrooklyn99]

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