buttery fannies

I'm sorry, I'm just actually terrible (Emma, she/her)

[pdlcomics]

My Problems

[aww-yeah]

My boy being my cat

My puss

My one true love

[aww-yeah]

I lov my boy

[cheaphalloweencostume]

we all know your preference when it comes to dudes, but what about chicks? You'd get nasty with shrek, what about Fiona?

I would not get nasty with Shrek and I do not know what compelled you to say this to me, an innocent person on the internet

regardless of your personal attack it’s harder to pin down a type with women because… hear me out… All Women Really Good

[iwilleatyourenglish]

lars is lying they message me every day saying “i want to spank shrek’s big ol cheeks” and will not stop no matter how much i cry

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you

[cheaphalloweencostume]

you said those were confidential messages

[trashythingsgohere]

[sloth-king-deactivated20190616]

[lacapitaine-deactivated20120131]

[terriamon]

[skajador]

[boobercomics]

Same tho

ETSY / INSTAGRAM

[alicaras-blog]

A few years back, I stumbled across the amazing world of Skyrim and I couldn’t get my eyes off it. Now I still play it with just as much interest, listening to NPCs and exploring every cave and slaying every dragon and… ocasinally putting buckets and baskets on the heads of the shopkeepers.

This here is a Spriggan, the fascinating entities that roam the forests. I’ve done it a style that I’m very close to calling my own, in a manner that shows it more fairy-like. 

[3000s]

this is the mood for 2018

[rubyetc]

snowflake science fact

[thenatsdorf]

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Closer and Closer.

[princesconsuela]

#december mood

[feedmerightmeow]

Today, be kind to yourself! Let yourself relax and breathe. Calvin will be doing the same thing and thinking of you.

[sjflkansdfljaslsd-deactivated20]

when you try to finish side quests before doing the main one and finishing side quests just creates more side quests

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Credit

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pervocracy]

Fun statistical fact: Cows are about 300 times more likely to kill you than coyotes.

Minor sidenote to statistical fact: If it was common for people to keep several hundred coyotes on their property and routinely chase them into a corral and handle them, this statistic would be different.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

this is a great summary of ‘conditional probability’, a statistical property many people grapple with 

[friendlyfrankenstein]

…I feel like this post just made me realize that both coconut trees and vending machines, items often quoted in wacky death statistics, are both things that people shake vigorously often.