Thoughts of a Tail Wagger

Trans puppy girl | She/Her/Pup | Plural system of 12 | Angel Puppy/Hell Hound | Collared 16/03/25 | 18+ Minors/Cis Men DNI | Anti-boy-cotics 16/10/22 |

[foureyedtailwaggot]

Walter White: Jesse-

Jesse: It's not Jesse anymore.. my bros call me White Vinegar

[foureyedtailwaggot]

Me: trying to put my cat in a box

Wife: you of all people should know not to force people into boxes

Me: I was forced out of a box

Ensure chaotic chuckles and giggles because we're just a couple of pothead trannies

[foureyedtailwaggot]

My new favorite space photo

[fillmargarin]

Time for random crossovers

[foureyedtailwaggot]

If Andrew Garfield was Andrea instead

[foureyedtailwaggot]

Dunno why I always come up with new slurs while high

Anyways peep the username change :3

[foureyedtailwaggot]

Figured out how to mimic the bomb turtle from the asdf movies.. turns out it helped me find a method of getting my voice to stay sounding fem without much effort

[milanesa42]

“The employees need a larger salary” “hmmmm large celery”

[foureyedtailwaggot]

@ambibbler you as a ceo

[foureyedtailwaggot]

I love my past self 🥰

Went into my weed purse and found 4x 2mg gummies hiding under my weed capsules

[foureyedtailwaggot]

A conversation between Walter White and Jessie Pinkman

Jessie "Life is a dumpster fire"

W.W "If life is a dumpster fire, then let's cook"

[foureyedtailwaggot]

Quid pro quo?

Nah

The bosses wife is dating the secretary

[vespertine-noctuary]

Leashed sex.

Leashed sex.

LEASHED SEX.

[falconer-sera]

@doggirl-vixxie

[foureyedtailwaggot]

Wrarrfruff ruffarff woofwarffarffruff barkwoof

[sado-fiend]

Fun fact: the term for a group of puppy subs is a noise complaint.

[robotgirl-technician-ellie]

Renaming the puppy chat to this

[foureyedtailwaggot]

BARKBARKWOOFRUFFARFF AWOOOOOOO

[foureyedtailwaggot]

Sometimes the nicest people you meet drink and smoke

And sometimes the most evil people go to church on Sunday

[ashes2caches]

girl who helps you boof your prog but doesn’t stop fingering you even after it’s been dissolved.

[foureyedtailwaggot]

A wife who holds the dilator for you while you eat your cereal mid-session, but she gets horny so she starts thrusting it

[robotgirl-technician-ellie]

Hi sorry about that

[foureyedtailwaggot]

Lol nothing to be sorry about 😜😘

[ashes2caches]

girl who helps you boof your prog but doesn’t stop fingering you even after it’s been dissolved.

[foureyedtailwaggot]

A wife who holds the dilator for you while you eat your cereal mid-session, but she gets horny so she starts thrusting it

[foureyedtailwaggot]

Haven't posted a whole lot lately, here's some memes I had in my phone as tax

[foureyedtailwaggot]

I'm just a dumb puppy

I stole an f-16 and I don't know how to land