Thoughts of a Tail Wagger @foureyedtailwaggot - Tumblr Blog

Sometimes the best thing you can do is smell like peanut butter

#things my wife says #using my funny bone like a baseball bat

Melissa Joan Hart (Sabrina The Teenage Witch) saying #bring-your-own-fruit-I'm-flexible back in '96 is my new favorite stim and reminder that queer rep has been coded into media for a while. #we've-been-here-we-are-here-we-are-queer

#queer pride #queer representation #queer coded #sabrina the teenage witch

Walter White: Jesse-

Jesse: It's not Jesse anymore.. my bros call me White Vinegar

#breaking bad #Jessie white #Walter Pinkman

Me: trying to put my cat in a box

Wife: you of all people should know not to force people into boxes

Me: I was forced out of a box

Ensure chaotic chuckles and giggles because we're just a couple of pothead trannies

#my mom will get a kick out of this #like I was kicked out of her box

My new favorite space photo

#outer space #antenna galaxies #they make the shape of a heart #space is telling us to love eachother

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Time for random crossovers

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If Andrew Garfield was Andrea instead

#spider girl #trans #andrew garfield

Dunno why I always come up with new slurs while high

Anyways peep the username change :3

#puppy girl #trans #puppygirl go arf #bark bark woof grrr #transgirl #arf arf #tail wagger #four eyed waggot #tail waggot

Figured out how to mimic the bomb turtle from the asdf movies.. turns out it helped me find a method of getting my voice to stay sounding fem without much effort