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The fact that you cannot find any journals to back up your viewpoint MAY suggest you need to reassess your viewpoint…

Okay, but for real—I’m a librarian and I get shit like this all the fucking time and I have to be so polite about it, like “Well, actually, that theory has been largely been debunked and is not supported by the scientific community, so perhaps it might be easier in terms of fulfilling the parameters of the assignment if you were to take the opposite stance for your paper?” when really I just want to scream for twenty minutes like Jake Peralta with a guitar.

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Do…

Do people not understand that the research is supposed to come before you formulate your opinion?

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INTP Movies

INTP: So this is wrong. They should have done this here. That isn’t even scientifically correct. Oh, cool, plot holes. Lovely. And there’s the inevitable Deus ex Machina.

ENFJ: Why must you ruin everything you touch?

INTP: *Shrug*

ISFP: Did you even enjoy anything in that?

INTP: Yeah, I thought it was great. Why?

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The INTP Game

Try this with your friends!

Step 1: Be an INTP

Step 2: Get a calendar

Step 3: Get a sense of intellectual confidence from MBTI

Step 4: See how many days it takes you to realize what you think is your own personality based genius is actually rampant pseudo-intellectualism with a side of incompetence in common modern day tasks.

Step 5: Sob on the inside

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When an actor stumbles into their fandom on Tumblr:

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The longer that gif went on, the more I laughed/cried.

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Headcanon that McGonagall is offended on a personal level that Umbridge loves cats.

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This literally got 600 more notes just while I was at dinner what the fuck

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How has nobody thought about this before tbh

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Ok but imagine McGonagall in cat form prowling around the castle, in strategically chosen places so that Umbridge will come across her.

Umbridge takes the cat back to her office and feeds it a little saucer of milk. The cat starts coming back to Umbridge’s office around the same time every night, until eventually Umbridge gets into a little routine of setting out a saucer of milk for the cat before bed. McGonagall now has all the best secrets on Umbridge, all of the results of the evaluations, and most importantly, is in a perfect position to spy on the ministry for the Order of the Phoenix.

All because Umbridge is obsessed with cats.

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The mental image McGonagall lapping up that milk while full of burning hatred for Umbridge amuses me in ways I can hardly describe.

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“And it’s time time time”

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Poptarts snapped

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this is some shit lorelai gilmore would attempt.

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popular text posts + tv shows ( original run & revival ) 5/∞

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same

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#i’m right here in flesh and blood and self hate

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North & South: Margaret Hale reacts to men who are attracted to her (Because her facial expressions are everything)

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i just read a washington post article on romcoms aging poorly due to the pushiness (and oft-stalkery conduct) of the male characters therein, and it got me thinking about pride and prejudice, and specifically darcy saying, “one word from you will silence me on this subject forever.”

because, like, that’s the seldom-portrayed romantic dream in the patriarchal hellscape that is our world, isn’t it?

a dude being willing to say, “i understand if you don’t feel the same way about me, and i’ll leave you alone forever about this if my attention is unwanted.”

so simple, yet so wonderful in its basic human decency

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#it was written by a woman!

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the real victim in Pride and Prejudice is Georgiana Darcy, bc u know her brother spent at least two weeks lying around in his Regency Jammies eating Benjamin and Jerrold’s out of ye olde carton feeling sorry for himself bc his crush not only didn’t like him back but tore him to shreds in the process and Georgie had to deal with that and then said crush shows up at their HOUSE and she has to live w both of them probably stealing lovelorn yearning glances at each other the whole damn day while knowing if she even SUGGESTS to her brother that maybe perhaps his crush doesn’t hate his entire guts anymore he’ll just be all tragic about it bc “you don’t KNOW her Georgiana she dESPISES me and i DESERVE it”