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“She couldn’t vote for ALL the candidates.” Submitted By: Amanda Location: North Carolina, United States

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“There aren’t any tortillas left in the fridge.” Submitted By: Taylor Location: Texas, United States

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“I wouldn’t let him mess up the shoe lace again and again.”

Submitted By: Neman A. Location: Pakistan

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I wanted to play in the mud. Mom let me.

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“He can’t drink the Easter egg dye.” Submitted By: Ashley

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“I’m cooking her eggs instead of feeding them to her raw.” Submitted By: Lara M. Location: California, United States

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3yo: “What would you do if I was a tiny ant?” Me: “I would still love you, and give you tiny cuddles…” 3yo (suddenly wailing): “I WANTED YOU TO SQUASH ME! WHY DID YOU NOT WANT TO SQUASH ME?!!” Submitted By: Laura O. Location: United Kingdom

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“I made him wear underwear.” Submitted By: Jessica B. Location: Mississippi, United States

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“He wanted to bash his dad in the face with a phone.” Submitted By: Dolores F. Location: Kildare, Ireland

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“Reason my daughter stopped crying: I let her hold the ‘Mac and Cheese’.”

Submitted By: Sarah D. Location: Denver, CO

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“I told my 5 year old that the (18-24M) lobster costume might be too small on him.” Submitted By: Tricia D. Location: Colorado, United States

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“His granola bar broke.” Submitted By: Becky R. Location: California, United States

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“I wouldn’t open his beer for him.” Submitted By: Sabrina C. Location: Nottingham, UK

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“The cat is in his Cozy Coupe.” Submitted By: Emily W. Location: Indiana, United States

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It’s usually hard to get an authentic smile out of my 5yo for pictures, even on his birthday, but in this case my 6yo made a joke about poop so we were all set.

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“I told him not to throw my glasses into the toilet.” Submitted By: Dolores F. Location: Kildare, Ireland

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“She thinks she has Pokémon on her.” Submitted By: Kasi B. Location: Texas, United States