New MusicÂź composer: [writes ill-prepared vocal leaps larger than an octave]
New MusicÂź composer: [puts nasal vowels and/or schwas in high registers or directly in the passaggio]
New MusicÂź composer: [writes horrifically-unidiomatic runs]
New MusicÂź composer: [understands literally nothing about dramatic structure or pacing]
New MusicÂź composer: [demands blood-curdling glottal attacks, trills, and shrieks]
New MusicÂź composer: [puts unstressed syllables on strong beats]
New MusicÂź composer: [writes long, preach-y program notes]
New MusicÂź composer: [sets texts in other languages without knowing their translations]
me: this is what dying feels like
New MusicÂź composer: [writes things in illegible and impossible compound meters that suffocate any sense of ensemble between all involved parties]
New MusicÂź composer: [writes an accompaniment so devoid of any tonal- or modal-centricity that the vocalists live in a state of deep, abiding terror as to whether they can even begin to attempt singing this fuckpile of a composition with any semblance of accuracy, let alone any real emotion other than seething hatred]
me: I'm going towards the light
New MusicÂź composer: [gets reviews praising his/her music as "brave" or "adventurous"]
me: bury me face-down pls
New MusicÂź composer: [gets a university job indoctrinating young minds into this shallow, torturous vacuum of empty intellectualism and self-adoration]
me: hoe i told you not to do it
New MusicÂź composer: [gets large commissions]
me: now look what you did
New MusicÂź composer: [writes operas that sputter horrifically and are universally-despised by their cast, orchestra, conductor, director, set and lighting designers, stage managers, et al.]
me: i am literally deceased
New MusicÂź composer: yes I've really always considered myself an opera composer -- it's what I'm drawn to
me: and now i will haunt you and your children forever
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