Boy do I feel ______(Adjective) Today!

basically anything I want to do not related to art. That’s on my main (foxfirefool)

[shy-lian]

[erisacolyte]

Oh Nibenay- who's the cringest, wettest fail-King of all Sorcerer Kings? Is it you? I think it is.

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[tamamita]

[bandaidfingers]

Guild Navigator sticker commission from last month plus sketches solidifying how I imagined them (just Edric lol) when first reading Dune Messiah

[fionatienealas-deactivated20220]

[fox-unhinged]

[cniska]

Imagine a d&d game but everyone talks like golf announcers and you all just soft clap when someone rolls a 20

[bajablast666]

“great swing from the barbarian, absolutely beautiful”

[dndcharacterideas]

“The wizard steps up casting fireball and… yes, he’s rolled a critical fail. That’s going to hurt.”

[fox-unhinged]

[teathattast]

[teathattast]

[fox-unhinged]

@karlthegoblin on twitter

crediting the original each time this appears on my dash cuz I know this guy. He mostly does shitpost drawings of warhammer goblins

[thatonenewdungeonmaster]

[localwarlockunion]

Jesse, you’re forgetting that Dragons are not just beasts, they are inherently magical and they are of the element they embody, Jesse. An ancient white dragon would create an icy tundra wherever it built its lair merely by existing in that place over time. It is the surrounding animals that have adapted to the cold to even exist in the landscape of a dragon, Jesse.

[fox-unhinged]

Jesse, dragons have physical attacks. Jesse they can also fly and drop their prey.

[babey]

can we PLEASE talk about the google scorpion emoji

[catboydaredevil-deactivated2023]

You’ve been pwoisoned 👉👈

[foolsdiamond]

[fox-unhinged]

fefe lives

[writing-prompt-s]

At long last, The Chosen One has been discovered. Working as a cashier. With no interest in doing anything even slightly more difficult.

[crazymuff1n-deactivated20230428]

yeah because there is nothing more difficult than retail

[piningeddie]

tbh anyone who works/has worked retail would see the chance to go around saving the world in ways that could potentially kill them as a welcome vacation

[copperbadge]

“Does the position of Chosen One offer health benefits of any kind?” 

“Well, our ragtag gang of world-saving underdogs has a doctor on-team.”

“Do I have to pay her out of pocket, is what I’m asking.”

“Gosh no! She’s an idealist, you don’t pay her at all!”

“Oh! That’s nice. But then I guess there’s no paycheck.”

“I mean, the secret cabal that dispenses our orders does make sure we have enough money to feed ourselves and keep a roof over our secret lair and such.”

“Hourly?”

“Hourly what?”

“Like have you guys ever had to punch a time clock?”

“We once had to dismantle a sinister time-freezing device in the shape of a clock….otherwise no.”

“Sold. Off we go.” 

[fox-unhinged]

[softchad]

[fox-unhinged]

Season 4, Ep. 11, “Data’s Day.”

[fox-unhinged]

broke 2000 notes on my mao mao meme. heck ye

[flcurdelacour]

skyrim gothic

you need to deliver a staff to enthir. what staff? who is enthir? it’s been so long since you were asked to deliver this staff. it remains in your inventory, though you do not remember where you got it. you know exactly where enthir is, though you do not remember his face.

the waterfalls have stopped working. you seem them in the distance, still, unmoving. you can hear the crashing of the water, but it is frozen in place. the locals do not notice.

you open a book. restoration increased to 100. you open another book. enchanting increased to 100. you spend only a few minutes in this library, and leave as an all-powerful being.

you realise that you have only ever heard the same five voices. everyone you meet starts to sound so alike. you have killed many people who screamed in your wife’s voice.

you have never seen a dunmer child. you have never seen any elf child, in fact. the only children here are nords. you soon realise that their faces look exactly alike. even the eyes, you notice. they are wide and afraid.

you have seen many dragons crash straight into mountains. you have seen fewer dragons emerge from the mountains.

you have forgotten the songs of your hometown. the melodies faded from your memory long ago. you try to ask the local bard to play your favourite childhood song. you try so hard. your memories escape you. you have only ever heard five songs. you ask him to play ragnar the red.

[fox-unhinged]

[dat-soldier]

Drawing every villager that ever settled on my Animal Crossing island!

[fox-unhinged]

ED!!!!!

[sharkflan]

[fox-unhinged]

ED!!!!!!

[fox-unhinged]

hey... quick question

is anyone else getting this absurdly blurry ad in between posts on mobile? I mean, I prefer it to actially being advertised to, but how the hell are advertisers on tumblr so so so incompetent...