brainrot 2: electric boogaloo

sami. unfriendly black hottie apologist.

[foxdvlwild]

it's the end of the world as we know it, so might as well cave to fandom brainrot!

you can call me sami. if you know me by another name, let's keep that between you and i. black american. she/her. queer millennial, but more importantly, a scorpio.

i've been around and i've seen some things, but at the end of the day i miss kicking my feet and giggling about my faves - and talking about them and writing about them. and playlists, def making playlists about 'em. prev. makeashadow(blr) ao3

media i'm most likely to wax nonsense about in no particular order: tvd | legacies | wednesday | disney's descendants | the pitt | iwtv | supernatural | just about any character played by boyd holbrook 😍

👇🏽 18+ | ground rules 👇🏽

✋🏽 i'm not engaging in fandom wars or wank. i've been here too long to keep having the same arguments. the show's over. leave me to my corner of peace

✋🏽 i'm not explaining why i like [INSERT CHARACTER HERE] when they did [INSERT "BAD" THING HERE]. this is my house and you can get off my lawn

✋🏽 i'm not re-uploading any of my old fics

✋🏽 if you thought i finally changed my mind, i didn't. i just don't care anymore ✌🏽

this is not a safe place for terfs, racism, colorism, misogynoir, zionism, or any other negative -isms. my block button is quick and my ancestors quicker

it's free everybody until everybody free 🍉

[cognacqueen]

SUPRIYA GANESH EMPLOYMENT CONFIRMED! LETS FUCKING GO! WE ARE ALL GOING TO BE OKAY!!

[simoneashley]

Emma Nolan — The Pitt Season 2 Episode 2

[ahsoka-in-a-hood]

Apparently some people still need to hear this so: using an 'ai checker' is still using ai. If you are feeding someone's fic to one of these checkers, you will still not be sure their fic is ai because they are not 100% accurate, but you can be 100% sure that you are using ai. For fic. Furthermore you are doing the work of an ai scraper for them. You are, personally, feeding the machine. There is no actual excuse for using an ai checker on fanfic as a hobby. YOU are the problem.

If you think a fic is ai, mute it and move on. That's it. That's all you do.

[blossom2blossom]

heather "not everything is about you, robby" collins i miss you sm. heather "it is way too early in the morning for you to be an ass, langdon" collins i miss you sm. heather "just keeeeeep walking. mmhmm" collins please come home

[miamignonette]

i watched a movie so i need to reblog a few gifsets of that movie to show that i watched it. you guys understand

[heathercollinsmd]

protective!caroline 🩷❤️

TVD 3x15 | (almost) every baroline scene

[xxlionheartedgirlxx]

[icarusofathousanddays]

Showing up to the “time to magically eat each other <3 just twin things <3” party wearing a shirt still splattered with the blood of the children you just family-annihilated, and then acting confused that your sister—who had to physically pull the knife you shoved into her stomach and force herself to stumble across a house full of her family’s corpses to see if there was anyone left to save—is not thrilled at the idea of allowing you to have access to power is crazy work. No one is doing it like him. No one is doing it like her. I love you but I cannot allow you to do this. I love you and I will spend my life regretting it. I love you and I will spend the rest of my life trying to remember why. Truly cradle to grave. He deserved worse <3

[novillanelle]

[jessmalia]

MAL'S TOP SEVEN VILLAINS: #2. Kai Parker (The Vampire Diaries) "You’re right. I am a liar, alright? I’m the black sheep. You know, the defective twin that nobody wanted. Must feel real nice for you to stand here judging me surrounded by all the things that you got out of life, while I spent eighteen years in isolation as the family reject. Let me tell you, every inch of me wants to kill you for that. EVERY PART! But I can’t. Because the only way that I can survive is if you help me. And I’d like to live, frankly. Because I didn’t get to do a whole lot of that before everyone decided… that I wasn’t worth it."

[s4pphoiduser]

low quality kai parker + textposts

[sophiesstreet]

“You have to go, kid. He has to stay”

Inspired by @samirasclawclips amazing writing that’s linked down below. Go give it a read!!

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💬 0  🔁 0  ❤️ 2 · orpheus | mohabbot · You have to turn. That is the message of the myth: you must. There is no version where Eurydice steps

[samirasclawclips]

orpheus | mohabbot

You have to turn.

That is the message of the myth: you must. There is no version where Eurydice steps back out into the flowers and the sunlight.

You, however, will. You turn in your badge after your last shift, and they tell you to take everything out of your locker. There is nothing to take other than the overshirt you shrug onto your shoulders. No photos to untape; who would you deign to hang here?

The sky is still bright when you leave at this time of year, so you cannot hide. Once you are out from under the awning of the ambulance bay, you are free. 

Behind you there are footsteps, uneven, following you to the surface. You would know them anywhere.

Don't look back. Don't do it. Don't—

You turn.

You see him, yes. Of course you do. Eyes squinted, unused to the light, green. No, brown. Both? Too far away to tell, so you suppose you'll never know. Leaning on his good leg already, minutes into his shift.

You see the rest of it too. Sliding doors, white walls within, those depths that held you that you are only now escaping. Someone steps out, looking left, looking right. Do they seek him? Do you?

He has tried to follow you, after all, hand up, reaching for fresh air. 

If you hadn't turned, maybe you wouldn't have known that he belongs there. The darkness is his space: you see it so clearly now. 

He looks different in the sun.

He would come if you asked him to, but you turned, so you know. You know you can't. You shake your head.

You have to go, kid. He has to stay.

[noelle-ism]

I will not call myself or other people "gooners" or "npcs" or "larpers". i will not call things i dont like "slop". i will not use terms like "-oids". i dont like how common language is slowly becoming more focused on shorthand terms for hate and apathy

[inthetags]

Reblog and put in the tags what your blog title (not URL!) is a reference to.

[doctoralhashimi]

all in | mohabbot | m

It had only taken a few hours undercover to undo the knots of restraint the two of them had spent years diligently tying and retying. There was no going back now that they knew what this felt like. — A mohabbot undercover agents AU.