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Inarizaki and shiratorizawa incorrect quotes :) Back after a long time thank you so much for the support!

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Sakusa: I gave you the key for emergencies

Atsumu: it was an emergency!

Sakusa: oh yeah, what was it?

Atsumu: I missed you

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Semi: I swear to god the, whoever says 'weird flex but okay' next is going to lose their kneecaps.

Yamagata:

Goshiki:

Tendou: preposterous boast, but alas...

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Tendou: ice skating is like... cursive walking

Semi: please, I’m so tired

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Tendou: hey dad

Reon: stop calling me dad I’m younger than you

Tendou: sorry son

Reon: STOP

credit to notshiratori on twt

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Bokuto: I never make the same mistake twice.

Akaashi: he makes it four or five times, just to be sure

Bokuto:

Bokuto: I mean you’re not wrong

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Hinata: are we in trouble?

Suga: take a guess

Kageyama: no?

Suga: take another guess

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Tendou: it’s nice to feel wanted sometimes, y’know

Shirabu: yeah I get what you mean

Semi: NOT WHEN ITS BY THE LAW!!!

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Semi: I put the bi in biceps

Shirabu: you also put the bi in little bitch

Semi: well you clearly put the bi in bitter

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Goshiki: guess what I got

Shirabu: on my nerves

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Semi: hey can we talk?

Shirabu: what’s wrong?

Semi: can we get Chinese food?

Shirabu: that’s what you wanted to talk about?!

Semi: yeah

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Tendou: ah yes, baguettes, The snakes of bread. We’ll take two of your freshest yeasty eels, good sir

Baker: what?

Semi: ignore him, we’ll take two baguettes please

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Semi: lets play a game of “who fucked up”

Semi: because I know someone did

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Shirabu: *yawns*

Semi: yeah being that pretty must be exhausting

Shirabu: *tilts his head* so you must be exhausted

Semi: *blushes softly*

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Semi, playing the guitar: I love you bitch, I will never stop loving you- bitch

Shirabu, at the verge of tears: I don’t know if I hate him or love him for this

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Tendou: chemistry? More like cheMYSTERY because I have no idea what’s going on

Shirabu: calculus? More like calKILLus because a piece of my sanity dies with every equation

Semi: biology? More like BYEology because I’m out

Ushijima: maths? More like no.

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Goshiki: why don’t you ever reply to my texts?

Shirabu, scrolling through his phone: I don’t have a phone.

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Shirabu: FUCK!

Semi: language.

Yamagata: English