chaotic cryptid

30 | he/him | strange & off-putting

[horrorcitos]

Brendon Burton

[rejamart]

tiny chapel

[stuffman-main]

imagine if you will, a fairly dry survival crafting game in which you live in a bunker and must periodically venture out to scavenge food, set up turrets for attacking monsters, etc

now, your computer inside the bunker has a game-inside-a-game on it which is a charming farming sim of undeniably greater quality and scope than the survival game you're playing. therefore, the object of the game becomes to keep your bunker secure so you can play the farming game more.

now, once you achieve the highest rating in the farming game, a secret shop inside it unlocks, and one of the novelty items you can purchase is a game console, giving you access to games-inside-a-game-inside-a-game. most of the games for it are typical mobile shovelware, but one of them is a highly polished, extremely brutal precision platformer with amazing level design and production values exceeding that of the survival game and farming sim combined.

it is only at this point that the purpose of this entire contrivance becomes clear: to create the most deranged speedrun community the world has ever seen.

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[autism-official]

[coquettecowboy]

I never showed tumblr my cutesy Lisa Frank Ouija board I made in high school lol

[shinyivysaur]

[sycamorality]

is it really headcanonings disabilities if they're results & consequences of the horrors the character has gone through, lets be honest now

[bleutempete]

2014 so far

January: Selfie Olympics

February: Flappy Bird

lets see how the rest of the year goes

[kawaiiibatman]

March: No Oscar for Leonardo DeCaprio

[bleutempete]

[the-internet-addict-deactivated]

April: it’s a metaphors, you’re a metaphors, we are a metaphor, if I see another metaphor I’m going to kill someone

[genssodos]

May:

[gagsy-kiryuin-deactivated201412]

June:

[argentsunshine]

July:

[bruhsona-deactivated20181124]

August:

[phampants]

September

[pajamboree]

October

[crowisgone-deactivated20230422]

November

[endiness]

DOGMA (1999) dir. Kevin Smith

[kylieminvogue]

"COLUMBO" S1E5 - "Dead Weight"

[palvoa]

Lucy Liu as Joan Watson in Elementary 4x3 - Tag, You're Me

[the-big-mood]

At Toba aquarium in Japan, after closing time, some clever little otter pups help their grandpa tidy up their toys. As a reward, he gives them ice cubes

[targetedknowledge]

[daily-dose-of-insects]

These are leaf cutter ants! They harvest leaves to take back to their nest. They don’t eat the leaves but instead feed it to a fungus they tend to and eat. These guys are farmers and the leaves are fertilizer. Such fascinating little creatures!

[sweetdreammoons]

Brett Anderson, Carl Barat & The Rev - Venus In Furs

[stitchthisfiona]

Today in niche genres of joke that I can never get enough of and will probably still be secretly thinking about four years later

[cleolinda]

[cleolinda]

[lotus0kid]

[lotus0kid]

[pomme-poire-peche]

[lotus0kid]

[sashaforthewin]

[mercining]

[for-science-sake]

The Black Egret is a species of bird that occupies African, coastal streams, rivers and flats. They use a unique and effective fishing strategy called Canopy Feeding. This is when they cloak their wings around Themselves to shade the water and entice fish into their seemingly safe shade.