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@foxgirlthing
god i need pussy so fucking bad good fucking gracious lord i need pussy so fucking bad god damn it fuck bullshit stupid fuck i need bottom surgery
makes a weird little noise to indicate that i want you to touch me inappropriately
there's literally nothing sexier than directness and confidence which is awful news for those of us scared our desire is poison unless directly invited
i wanna kiss girls
everything is so fucking hard
The most terrifying part of having memory issues is when you can feel something from 5 seconds ago be thrown out the window and there's an empty hole where it once was. You remember that you forgot something.
I love my job, but reblogging employment jelly for someone else I love.
I need a job that doesnāt suck for my joints⦠and maybe has air conditioning.
Thank you employment jelly!!!
wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?
i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i canāt even add anything. itās already perfect .
Sometimes I wanna be the fat milf.. Sometimes I want that to be me... but alas.. I am a small fox with paws and a tail thats almost as big as my body and everyone wants to hurt me or eat me
cartoon bully girl shoves me against a wall and goes "awww~ it thinks it's people~" but then i pull her aside and calmly inform her that i'm pretty sure i'm something else wearing the skin of a person and the more i describe it the more horrified and disgusted she becomes until finally she asks what i think i am underneath and i say. i dunno. but its probly something cool, right? and then she calls be a dweeb and shoves me against a wall again and asks me for lunch money. which i respond to with violent sobbing
She started kicking me and hitting me hard because I made her mad and i said "STOP STOP YOU'RE DAMAGING MY VESSEL" and she got really mad and told me to stop saying that and saying i'm a person and i insisted i wasnt and told her she should unzip my clothes and she called me a pervert and hit me more but eventually she did out of sheer curiousity and my body deflated and a small fox squirmed out of the gaps and looked up at her and she was really confused but then she decided the most sound option was to ask the fox for lunch money instead to which i responded with violent sobbing (fox)
Moral Of The Story: The Author Is Actually A Small Fox
I do feel a little insecure about being a trans girl with like no programming skills⦠the ways of computers elude me.
ive noticed u made the common mistake of stoppijg petting me so i will whine and paw ur paw until u realize this mistake its ok its a common mistake here let me lay on u to makr it easier
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ācan men be lesbiansā well see some of them are is the thing
fundamentally this is the core of every single fuckass identity discourse on this website. it doesnāt really matter if you think someone can be something or not if there are people who actively are that thing. its not even proving you wrong so much as it is āwell i know a bigender lesbian guy so obviously they can and do existā
everyone on reddit is so dumb lmao the comments on a repost of this one are genuinely comical. it's like giving a copy of a novel to chimpanzees and watching them try to figure out what's happening in it
a selection of my favorite "redditors not being able to read" comments on this one. with ambience, of course
I feel like a lot of queer people(especially on reddit) think there's some kind of governing body that moderates labels. Like a Gay French Academy or something. Like, queer labels are created and defined by the people who use them.
There also seems to be kinda a misunderstanding going on. When these people hear "men can be lesbians" I think they're imagining cisgender heterosexual John Lesbian-Fetishizer and not queer people with complicated and nuanced identities.
It also kinda feels like a lot of this ties back to the same flavor of fear that surrounds trans women in women's bathrooms. Like, saying that men can be lesbians doesn't mean a bunch of shitty cishet guys who jerk off tho lesbian porn are going to saturate the community, just like letting trans women into bathrooms doesn't invite all the psycho rapist cis men to use women's bathrooms.
For any Black Trans/LGBT+ who needs some help!! ā¤š§”ššššš¤š¤
THATS MY BESTIE!! Ery is amazing and i can 100% vouch for them/their services! They were a long time user on here before the fucking cops (tumblr admin) nuked their account in the Black blogger purge. Definitely reach out to Ery if you need help!!
I made an automaton in the shape od a human from clockwork components and it sees with porcelain eyes and it feels with a cold and metallic touch and the only warmth it knows is when I'm welding it back together every time it falls or breaks itself but soon I'm going to show it how it feels to know love. And after that I'm going to make it understand how it feels to have your heart broken. I'm doing this because I'm crazy and have problems
She turned to me recently after everything was said and done and she caressed my cheek softly, wiping tears from my eyes, and she told me she forgives me. She forgives me and its okay. That she's glad she went through that and that she would have never known what it's like to love if I hadn't, that her body would have never known warmth and her heart would never have the spark I gave her, even if I took it away. And i cried. I cried a lot. Because I never meamt to do any of that. I only created her and did all of that because I wanted to hurt something. I wanted to create something beautiful and then make it feel the pain I know like a lover and I told her all of that and she told me she knows. And that she always knew. And she chose to love me anyways. And she told me she still loves me, even now. And I asked her why. I asked her why she loves me in spite of everything about me that's wrong and she said I was looking at it wrong. She said she didn't love me in spite of what I am. She said she loves me in my totality. For everything and everyone I am, even the me I've grown to loathe completely, and I cried. I cried because I made her and yet she's so much more than I will ever be. She's kind. She's caring. She's compassionate. She loves deeply even when she knows that love will never amount to anything because that's who she is. She's beautiful. And I made her. And I only made her to feel pain, but she feels so much more than that. I wish I was like her. I wish I had what she has. But I know deep down that I never will, and thats because I'm crazy and have problems
iām raising my standards. itās not enough to just be normal about my self harm scars, if you wanna hit you GOTTA sexualize them
i feel i must clarify. i donāt mean āreassure me that you love me and still find me sexy despite my scarsā.
i mean i want to catch you running your fingers over my wrists and my thighs, absently at first, then methodically, obsessively seeking out all those old white lines. i want to see you for the first time in a few days and watch your pupils dilate when you see new band aids on my legs. i want you to press down on them and smile when they blossom red because youāve broken open the scabs. i want you to take off the bandages and ask me in a low voice what iāve done to myself this time. i want to feel you get hard when you see.
as humiliating as it is to repost myself from a light-mode-user's reddit screenshot, i cannot allow this year's zenquish to go uncelebrated.
celebrate my favorite holiday with me, my friends.
if the emperors of rome can add extra months that actually fuck the calendar up i'm allowed to add a new month that lasts 0.0000 picoseconds
the last holiday that hasn't been commercialized
i made this up when i was a little kid and nothing would make me happier than to see people celebrating it for years to come
zenquish approaches. prepare to rejoice! briefly!
depending where you are in the world, zenquish is either fast approaching or already over! rejoice!