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“I need a place to stay.”
“You can’t banish me! This is my bed too!”
“I haven’t slept in ages.”
“It’s your turn to make dinner.”
“Dogs don’t wear clothes!”
“I didn’t think you could get any less romantic…”
“Safety first. What are you? FIVE?”
“I could punch you right now.”
“Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”
“How could I ever forget about you?”
“Just smile, I really need to see you smile right now.”
“I hope I’m never stuck with you on a deserted island.”
“Show me what’s behind your back.”
“Fine, don’t say anything and make me worry.”
“I’m not buying ikea furniture again.”
“I can’t sleep, can I stay here?”
“It’s late. Shouldn’t you be asleep?”
“Why are you doing this?”
“All I wanted was for you to be happy.”
“I wasn’t lying when I said that I loved you.”
“You’re always on my mind.”
“You have no idea how much I want you right now.”
“You’ve always felt like home.”
“I can’t imagine this world without you.”
“I’m not going anywhere.”
“I’ve waited for this moment for a long time.”
“You look like you could use a hug.”
“It’s cold, you should take my jacket.”
“I’m better, now that you’re here.”
“Can’t you stay a little longer?”
“I fell in love with you, not them.”
“You’re the only one I wanna wake up next to.”
“Forget it, you’re a fucking asshole.”
“Holding everything in doesn’t help, you know.”
“Are you hurt?” “No.” “Then why are there bruises all over your face?”
“Go with me?” “As long as you hold my hand.”
“Is there a reason you’re blushing like that?”
“Have you seen my hoodie?” “Nooo.” “You’re wearing it, aren’t you?”
“Have you always been this beautiful?”
“Are we on a date right now?”
“I think I’m in love with you.”
“He’s so pretty I think I’m gonna faint.”
“Are you flirting with me?” “You finally noticed?”
“Quit touching me, your feet are cold!”
“Can I pet your dog?” “Do I know you?”
“You come here often?” “Well, I work here. So I think I’d have to say ‘yes’.”
“Okay, so maybe I didn’t see that coming.”
Fake Dating/Engagement/Marriage AU
“We’re not just friends and you fucking know it.”
“I hate how much I love you”
“Just please be my best friend right now, not the guy I just confessed my love to.”
“I think I’m in love with you, and that scares the crap out of me”
“You’re so fucking hot when you’re mad”
“Just shut up and kiss me.”
“You come to my room and wake me up at 4am, to cuddle?”
“I can’t believe you don’t like Disney movies”
“You’re lucky you’re cute”
“What if I told you I’ve been in love with you since we were kids.”
“you should’ve said that yesterday.”
“we can’t go back in time, so stop trying to reverse what you said.”
“ You were ready to leave me for her. “
“ I was doing fine. Really, and then you waltz back in like you didn’t break my heart.”
“ You deserve so much better. “
“ You still wear my hoodie? “
“ That was supposed to be me, not him. “
“ Daddy, how did you and mommy fall in love? “
“ The moment you saw me as a bet was the moment you fucked up. “
“ Let it all out babe, just let it all out. “
“ D-did i ever tell you how beautiful your eyes are? “
“ Why’ve you always gotta send me mixed signals. “
Small kisses littered across the other’s face.
An accidental brush of lips followed by a pause and going back for another, on purpose.
A hello/good-bye kiss that is given without thinking - where neither person thinks twice about it.
Sneaking away to a hidden corner to share a secretive kiss.
Tucking their hands beneath the other person’s shirt, just to watch them break the kiss and gasp in surprise at the sensation of cold/warm hands on their skin.
Kissing in a stairwell, giving them an artificial height difference.
Starting with eskimo kisses before moving on to soft kisses.
Kissing tears from the other’s face.
Distracting kisses from someone that are meant to stop the other person from finishing their work, and give them kisses instead.
A kiss pressed to the top of the head.
Tentative kisses given in the dark.
One person has to bend down in order to kiss their partner, who is standing on their tip-toes to reach their partner’s.
“If I die, I’m going to haunt you.”
“This is a totally inappropriate soundtrack.”
“There’s no way in hell you’re going to do that” “Why not?”
“You did all of this for me?”
“You are a bloody idiot, you know that?”
“If we get caught I’m blaming you.”
“You said my name in your sleep.”
"That night never happened!”
"I don’t know how you convinced me to do this.”
“I love you and all, but that doesn’t mean I won’t kick your ass in this game on Uno.”