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belldandies

nagidonburi

celesticnova

Has this been done yet

jinsutaadraws

ig it IS surprising for a fox to turn into a girl in front of you

thatrand0mr

i’m in love w short haired she-ra 🥺 i love her. would u ever consider drawing short haired adora? sincerely, a butch who projects way too hard onto adora

Of course! I gotchu ;)

to00fu

modern au doodle and yes im almost done with OTNWAS

slice-of-lexie

for @merthurmicrofic | "return"

Arthur: Return it. (while wearing Merlin's scarf) Merlin: You first. (while wearing Arthur's crown)

almost forgot to post this on Tumblr. I was just in a silly mood for this prompt I guess teehee.

lavenderprose

As a married person I do need to tell you all that Shane and Ilya do weird shit all the time.

They routinely have entire conversations where Ilya is very softly smacking Shane's foot the entire time. Shane enjoys the percussive feedback.

Ilya mispronounces the word "Application" and they just sit there mutually whispering 'Aaap-li-caaa-shun' at each other for the next thirty seconds.

Ilya comes up behind Shane while he's trying to make a smoothie and says 'HELPING HANDS' and puts his arms under Shane's armpits.

Ilya sees Shane undressing in the bathroom and yells, "Take it all off!"

Shane carries Anya into the bedroom and holds her over Ilya's chest and moves her paws and says, "Papa it is me. Papa it has been an whole hour since I ate. Papa I am so hungry and sad." then drops her on his stomach.

Shane comes into the home office and grabs a pen off the desk and puts it against Ilya's cheek and says, "Any last words?" and Ilya says, "I wish I had eaten more dumplings."

Ilya spends an entire episode of House Hunters International with his hand down Shane's pants. It's not doing anything in there either it's just keeping warm.

Sometimes they are just mutually awake at three AM for No Reason and they go stand on the porch and stare at the empty street together.

Sometimes they are laying there playing footsie on the couch while on their phones (Parallel play) and Shane says, "Does your mouth ever do that squeezing thing. You know. When you eat." And Ilya says "Explain" and they spend the next ten minutes dissecting whether this is a Human Experience or a Shane Experience.

Sometimes Ilya will put his head on Shane's stomach and say, "Show me your boooones" and wait for Shane to lift his shirt so he can burrow under it.

I just think that we as a fandom need to embrace how Weird married people get about each other. From personal experience I am telling you it is SO FUN.

shaneholeander

I fully understand this isn’t everyone, but love the sect of m/m shippers who don’t want to be inserted into the relationship at all. dont want to fuck them, don’t want x/reader. this isn’t about me it’s about my boys being in situations and then fucking about it. I’m barely a fly on the wall im not even here.

sergiocanavero

"hollander" (this doesn't have to change, we can go back, we can just be hollander and rozanov and ignore the strings, we can pretend it's nothing more and never talk about it and I'll never say shane again, I'll never ask for more if this is all i can get) "hollander" (there's nothing I can say to keep this from crumbling but i'm begging you)

the-toastr-rat

I know it's a little early, but it's good to let people prepare!

pato-roldnart

HAPPY Carry On 10th Year Anniversary !!!!!!

They are so special to me, I'm happy I could draw a little something for the CO exchange. @krisrix I hope you like it, there's a surprise under the cut :3

transsexualtestified-deactivate

emo-boys-kissing.com/careers

pansyfemme

whatever.

pansyfemme

i dont caaaaaare

pansyfemme

google search how to make someone explode

burntblueberrywaffles

Bestie I can feel rejected by things you wouldn’t even think of

shillanov

ilya was feeling so domestic he really did NOT want shane wearing his own clothing on tuna melt day. the moment shane woke up, he literally flung his own pants at the poor boy like they were on fire. there is no other option shane you either wear my pants or nothing.

this man had probably fantasized so much about this little domestic gesture it was as if needed to make it a reality as soon as possible. he was not accepting of a world in which shane hollander put his own little folded clothes back on. in HIS house? on i-prepared-to-make-tuna-melts-for-us day? no way

lochnessmonster-deactivated2013

doES ANYONE ELSE REALIZE THAT WE’RE LIKE, THE FIRST GENERATION ON TUMBLR

GIVE IT 10-15 YEARS AND WE’LL ALL BE GROWN UP AND AN ENTIRE NEW SET OF KIDS WILL BE ON HERE BLOGGING ABOUT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SHOWS AND BANDS AND MOVIES AND BOOKS

THE ONLY THING THEY’LL STILL BE BLOGGING ABOUT THE SAME AS WE WERE IS DOCTOR WHO

HOPEFULLY