[wheres-mulder]

The X-Files, 5.5 “Post-Modern Prometheus”

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[foxmuldersbae]

ok so i know i haven’t been on here in a hot minute but i feel the need to update y’all on my life?? i’m almost done with my first year of college which is wild and today i found out i’m gonna be in the fall aerie bra campaign so uh stay tuned for pics eventually i guess wow this is wild

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bruh I feel you

[harryedward]

No offense but I want to fall in love with someone who wants to fall in love with me

[veshtabul]

Ok I’m losing my shit right now because I just witnessed the sickest burn a 7 year old could ever deliver. I’m just sitting here at the park and there’s a group of little girls near me. They decided to play ‘Disney Princesses’ and this one girl who probably thinks she’s the ‘leader’ was assigning each one a character. Clearly she was choosing them based on looks, as a brunette she was Snow White, the 2 blonde ones got to be Cinderella and Elsa… So when she got to this little Asian girl she obviously chose Mulan. So the Asian girl is like “Why am I Mulan? She’s not a princess”. The leader says in a nasty tone “Yeah but you have small eyes like her”. The Asian girl went quiet for a few seconds but then proceeded with the straightest face ever: “Then I think you should be one of Cinderella’s sisters”. The leader tilts her head and goes “Why?”, so my little heroine goes “because you’re ugly like them”

[rockleeswife]

me: *flips dogs ear inside out* me: can u..,. hear better like this

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[sacredtome]

ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses

[thewickedavatar]

why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.

[royvmustang-deactivated20221127]

I’m in class right now and the guy in front of me just opened up the registration website, dropped out of this class and got up and left

[foxmuldersbae]

*orders something on amazon*

Me 5 mins later: where it at tho

[throwoveryourman-deactivated201]

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this dog getting washed with bouncy music in the background is like a genre of its own

[sykoskittles]

I needed this more than I care to admit

[foxmuldersbae]

summary of my first two weeks of college

i have one new cool ass friend, my professor had little hope in me but now i think she really likes me, one of my classes could put me to sleep, and i have a fat ass crush

[avpdnoisearchive]

unstoppable force (my compulsive need to overshare) vs. immovable object (my paranoia that saying anything will cause everyone to hate me)