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Every day at training camp, Miya Atsumu steals one article of Oikawa Tooru’s clothing, Oikawa getting more and more frustrated as the week progresses and his clothes keep disappearing.
Until Atsumu shows up to dinner dressed as Oikawa (the shirt a little tight around the biceps and the pants a little tight around the thighs), and Oikawa can finally appreciate the artistry behind the theft.
Osamu wraps an arm around Tooru’s shoulder, giving him what looks for all the world like a friendly hug, the kind one might expect from a brand-new brother-in-law. He leans in to murmur softly into Tooru’s ear, “If ya don’t treat him right, I’ll kick yer ass half way ta Sunday.”
Oikawa: Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.
EJP and MSBY were due for a practice match the following week, so Suna and Komori plan a little scheme of getting Atsumu drunk (he’s tipsy on the third sip of Suna’s soju + yakult concoction) and gathering some insider info about key players ahead of time.
“You’ve been playing among yoursleves in the team too, haven’t you?” Suna starts.
A hic. “Yes!” Atsumu pumps his fist in the air.
“So when you were playing against your captain, how did you work around his blocks?” Komori asks.
“Cap’n? Meian-shan?” Atsumu drawls, rubbing his thighs together and squirming in his seat.
“Oh my god. You have a crush on your team captain?”
“Well, Tsumu did always have a type.”
Another hic.
“Meian-shan~” Atsumu hugs his legs and sighs dreamily, eyes half lidded and a woozy smile on his lips.
“Yes, yes. Meian-shan,” Suna stifles his laughter and starts recording on his phone.
“Miya-senshuu!”Komori holds an empty bottle like a microphone and pretends to interview him. “As one of the top setters in the league, how would you break through the ‘Iron wall of the Black Jackals’?”
“Break, wha-? No, no!” Atsumu shakes his head in earnest. “I’d climb him!” he fervently declares.
The next day, Atsumu wakes up to endless notifications blasting his phone, a sticky note from Suna and Komori that reads: check your drawer, thank us later <3, and a bunch of missed calls from his teammates.
He blinks a few times and tries to connect the dots for a moment, then he hears three firm knocks on his bedroom door.
“Atsumu, are ya awake?”
There’s only one other person in the dorms who spoke with the familiar diction of their hometown, memories of last night suddenly replaying in Atsumu’s sleep addled brain.
Atsumu slumps his face into his pillow and screams internally. Or loudly, not that that could hurt his dignity any more than his lightweight ass already has.
“Atsumu?” Two more knocks, then there’s a pause. “I’m coming in.”
And of fucking course Suna and Komori left his door unlocked.
Those damn traitors.
Atsumu swears he’ll get his revenge and take their firstborn.
The sound of footsteps approaching overlaps with the buzzing beat in Atsumu’s ears, his heart thrumming between his chest and the mattress.
“I know yer awake. I can see yer feet kicking, ya know?”
Atsumu groans and still refuses to face his early morning visitor. “Have ya seen the video?” he mumbles, voice small.
Meian hums and starts stroking the back of his head, running his fingers through Atsumu’s bed hair then settling on his nape.
“Why don’t ya look at me so we can talk then I can let ya climb on top of me later?”
“How about ya let me climb on top of ya, then we can talk?” Atsumu asks, emboldened by the sensation of Meian’s grip tensing at his words.
“Deal.”
Atsumu kicks his feet under sheets as he makes room for the other.
Atsumu’s niece has mastered the art of sneaking past his watchful eye so Atsumu has learned the best way to track her is through his nose—the appetizing smell of anything, really, would lead him to his food-dazed niece. (Like father, like daughter after all)
Only—half of the time, she’d wander off for an entirely different purpose, and she’d find her way back to her uncle with a random stranger in tow—tall, handsome, perhaps a little grumpy and mean-looking.
Well.
Exactly Atsumu’s type, in short.
“Miya Tamako! Are ya trying to sell off yer uncle?” Atsumu hauls her over his shoulder when he catches her red-handed approaching a stoic man enjoying his coffee by the park benches, Atsumu’s photo card in her hand.
“It’s called marketing! And I just don’t want ya to grow old alone!” Little miss Miya reasons, keen on playing matchmaker. “Also, I told ya I want a baby cousin!” She adds with a giggle, mischief dancing between the crinkles of her eyes. She’s too precious and Atsumu adores her to bits but he truly hopes she learns about biology in school soon.
“I can’t give ya that, silly!” He sets her down and pinches her round cheeks. “How about I take ya to that kitty cafe you like, yeah?”
Tamako huffs petulantly and holds her uncle’s hand, face lighting up when she notices a familiar face in her periphery.
For unbeknownst to Atsumu, a dark-haired man holding his number scribbled on an empty box of strawberry Pocky from little miss Miya has overheard their conversation and seems determined to prove Atsumu wrong.
(IDOLiSH7) Nagi Rokuya - cafe rabBit Day RabiTV: Episode 2
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Nagi Rokuya: Now then, let us move on to today's main event: the "Let's Make the Birthday Idol's Image Drink" segment.
Nagi Rokuya: In this segment, our guests will tell me what kind of image they have of me. Using those impressions as inspiration, I will choose the ingredients and create a special birthday drink.
Nagi Rokuya: First, I'd like to hear from Yamato, who knows me best here.
Yamato Nikaido: Man, when you put it like that, it kinda makes me nervous…...
Yamato Nikaido: When I think of Nagi...... what comes to mind is "spoiled," I guess.
Nagi Rokuya: Oh my, are you certain you're not describing yourself, Yamato?
Yamato Nikaido: No, no. People just have the wrong idea about me. As far as I'm concerned, the real spoiled one in IDOLiSH7 is Nagi.
Yamato Nikaido: He loves being around people, and whenever you’re with him, he’s always glued to you somehow like a lonely little puppy, always clinging to some part of you.
Torao Mido: Noble, passionate, and a spoiled pretty boy? Isn't that a few too many traits crammed into one guy?
Nagi Rokuya: Please do not be jealous, Mido-shi. My charm simply knows no bounds, after all.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: The more you get to know Nagi-kun, the more different sides of him you discover, and it just makes you like him even more.
Nagi Rokuya: What a wonderful thing to say. And what sort of image do you have of me, Tsunashi-shi?
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: My impression of Nagi-kun is probably something like, "energetic and active."
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Whenever we work together, he'll happily tell me about going to see a movie for an anime he likes or going out to buy merch.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Just seeing how wholeheartedly he throws himself into the things he loves ends up giving even me a boost of energy.
Nagi Rokuya: I would very much like to share those joys with you as well, Tsunashi-shi. We simply must visit Akihabara together sometime.
Nagi Rokuya: And finally, Mido-shi, if you would.
Torao Mido: Mine's pretty similar to Ryunosuke's answer, but I'd describe you as "lively."
Torao Mido: Like he said earlier, Rokuya really does look like he's having the time of his life whenever he talks about the things he loves.
Torao Mido: And besides that, he has a real presence about him just by being there. There are a lot of different sides to him.
Nagi Rokuya: Hmm, so what you're saying is that my beauty is truly a sinful thing. I am, of course, fully aware of how lovely I am to behold.
Nagi Rokuya: Now then, I will go prepare a drink inspired by the impressions you've given me: "spoiled," "energetic and active," and "lively."
Nagi Rokuya: Thank you for waiting. This is a Fuzzy Navel Mocktail.
Nagi Rokuya: For "spoiled," I've chosen peach syrup. For "energetic and active," orange juice. And for "lively," I've incorporated fresh orange as well.
Yamato Nikaido: Oh, that actually looks really good. It even looks energetic!
Nagi Rokuya: Please, do give it a try. I believe you'll be able to feel even more of my essence within it.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Alright then, let's have a taste!
Torao Mido: ...... Mm. Not bad.
Yamato Nikaido: Since there's no liqueur in it, it tastes kinda like fruit juice and is easy to drink. You should make this for us at the dorm sometime too.
Nagi Rokuya: Of course, that was my intention all along!
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Did you cut this orange yourself, Nagi-kun?
Nagi Rokuya: Indeed. You may consider it an honor.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Ahaha, thanks. I'll savor it properly then.
Nagi Rokuya: Now then, it seems we're approaching the end of the program. Everyone, thank you once again for joining me today!
Nagi Rokuya: Being celebrated like this allowed me to spend a blissfully happy time.
Nagi Rokuya: And to all the fans watching at home as well — I intend to keep sending even more love and blessings your way than I received today.
Nagi Rokuya: Lastly, it seems our guests have prepared some special messages for me.
Yamato Nikaido: Nagi's always the one giving us energy, so I tried to come up with a message that'd give some back to him.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Nagi-kun always shares such heartwarming words with us, so I hope this can repay him, even if it's only a little.
Torao Mido: I had a good time today, Rokuya. And let me say it again — I hope this turns into a great year for you.
Nagi Rokuya: YES! Then, as a token of my gratitude to everyone who spent this joyful time together with me......
Nagi Rokuya: Allow me to return your affection with a blown kiss....... Chu!
(IDOLiSH7) Nagi Rokuya - cafe rabBit Day RabiTV: Episode 1
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Please note that I am not a professional translator. If you come across any mistakes, feel free to let me know and I will make the necessary corrections.
Nagi Rokuya: Good evening to everyone watching at home. I'm Nagi Rokuya of IDOLiSH7. Welcome to "cafe rabBit Day"!
Nagi Rokuya: Let us spend a dreamlike evening together tonight.
Nagi Rokuya: "cafe rabBit Day" is a birthday project where the birthday celebrant plays host to their guests and enjoys a wonderful time together with them.
Nagi Rokuya: Without further ado, let me introduce today's guests. First up, Yamato, who simply cannot stop loving me!
Yamato Nikaido: Hi there. I'm Yamato Nikaido from IDOLiSH7, the guy who simply can't stop loving Nagi-kun. Let's make today an amazing time.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: I'm Ryunosuke Tsunashi from TRIGGER. I love Nagi-kun too! I'm really happy I could come celebrate with you today.
Torao Mido: Uh, am I supposed to say it too?
Nagi Rokuya: I didn't realize you were such a shy boy. Be honest with your heart.
Torao Mido: I'm Torao Mido from ŹOOĻ. Rokuya, I love you. Looking forward to today.
Nagi Rokuya: Thank you all for your heartfelt words. Please shower me with all your love today. And that goes for everyone watching at home as well.
Nagi Rokuya: As your MC, I will be sure to properly return all that love at the end of the program.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: I wonder what it'll be. Maybe some cute rabbit-themed fanservice like Mitsuki-kun did?
Yamato Nikaido: But doesn't Nagi feel less like a cute rabbit and more like a noble rabbit?
Torao Mido: Yeah, he can't hide that natural elegance of his. Maybe it'll be something classy, like a wink?
Nagi Rokuya: A prediction contest? I like it! Please, enjoy yourselves to the fullest. Shall we make a whole segment out of this?
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Hahaha! That'd definitely be fun, but since it's a special occasion, I think it'd be better to save Nagi-kun's return of affection for the very end.
Nagi Rokuya: OK. Then please enjoy the program while eagerly anticipating it.
Nagi Rokuya: Now that everyone's warmed up, let us move on to our first segment: “Heart-Fluttering Personality Test – ~Let's Get to Know His True Self~”
Clap clap clap...!
Nagi Rokuya: In this segment, I will answer a personality test question chosen by our guests and deliver a killer line based on the results.
Yamato Nikaido: Alright then, let's get right into uncovering the real Nagi.
Yamato Nikaido: "You've wandered into the world of an RPG. Suddenly, three doors appear before you. You must choose one. Which door do you pick?"
Yamato Nikaido:
A) A door sealed shut by thorny vines.
B) A heavy-looking iron door.
C) A transparent door through which you can see the room beyond.
Nagi Rokuya: OH, what a fascinating question. A difficult choice indeed...... but I believe I would choose A.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Even though that’s the one most likely to get you hurt… you’re so brave, Nagi-kun…...!
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: And what's your reason for choosing A?
Nagi Rokuya: Because beyond that door of thorns, a sleeping princess is surely waiting for a kiss from me to awaken her.
Yamato Nikaido: Fair enough. That answer is so Nagi.
Torao Mido: I'll announce the result.
Torao Mido: This personality test reveals the nature you keep hidden inside. Rokuya, who chose A, is apparently "the type who appears cool on the surface, but has a burning passion hidden within."
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: I can totally see that......! Nagi-kun really is a passionate person, isn't he!
Torao Mido: Like when he's going on about the girl he loves.
Yamato Nikaido & Ryunosuke Tsunashi: The girl he loves!?
Torao Mido: Why are you two so shocked? You both already know this. That Nagi Rokuya loves Kokona.
Yamato Nikaido & Ryunosuke Tsunashi: Y- You scared me there...
Nagi Rokuya: To fail to realize it immediately...... It seems neither Yamato nor Tsunashi-shi truly understand the depth of my love for Kokona just yet.
Nagi Rokuya: What do you say? Shall we turn this program into a seminar dedicated to helping the two of you truly understand it?
Yamato Nikaido: Hold on, hold on. That's not the point. We're talking about your passionate side.
Yamato Nikaido: It might be hidden behind that pretty face of his, but Nagi's crazy passionate.
Yamato Nikaido: The feelings he pours into things. The affection he gives people. Sometimes it catches me off guard. It's almost more than I deserve to receive.
Torao Mido: Really?
Nagi Rokuya: I made a vow long ago that once I had made friends, I would shower them with love. So please accept it graciously.
Torao Mido: Yeah, that's definitely passionate.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: I kind of get what everyone means when they say Nagi-kun is passionate too. I remember thinking that back when I once went to him for some work advice. [1]
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: I still remember his voice from then. It was very calm and beautiful, but it carried such strong feelings.
Ryunosuke Tsunashi: I remember thinking, "Ah, Nagi-kun really is someone with such deep love for others." It reminded me of that all over again.
Nagi Rokuya: You're referring to the time we spoke while gazing up at the flowers, yes? That time became something very special to me as well.
Torao Mido: What did you two talk about?
Nagi Rokuya: Fufu. I'm afraid that shall remain a secret shared only between Tsunashi-shi and myself.
Yamato Nikaido: Alright then, Nagi. To wrap things up, show us that passionate side you don't normally put on display by giving us a killer line.
Nagi Rokuya: OK. Everyone, please, do accept my passionate feelings.
Nagi Rokuya: ...... Ahem.
Nagi Rokuya: Until this body of mine crumbles to dust, I shall remain with IDOLiSH7. So all of you had best be prepared as well. To stay with us until the very end.
End of Episode 1.
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[1] This is referencing Part 5 Chapters 8.2 and 8.4 of the main story.
Please note that I am not a professional translator. If you come across any mistakes, feel free to let me know and I will make the necessary corrections.
Nagi Rokuya: Hi, Isumi-shi.
Nagi Rokuya: We are still good for our 7 PM plan today, yes?
Haruka Isumi: Rokuya-san, good work today!
Haruka Isumi: I’ve already got snacks and homework all sorted 😏
Nagi Rokuya: OK!
Nagi Rokuya: Tonight, let us finally aim to fully clear Zombie World Episode 0
Haruka Isumi: It really has been a long battle up to this point… but tonight, we settle it once and for all! 😤
Nagi Rokuya: I believe we can reach a truly moving ending together. Also, there is one more thing I wanted to tell you.
Haruka Isumi: What is it? 😳
Nagi Rokuya: A new Zombie World game has officially been announced!
Nagi Rokuya:
Haruka Isumi: What!? Seriously!?
Haruka Isumi: LET'S GOOO!!!
Nagi Rokuya: The announcement was made late last night at a major gaming event held in Europe. A trailer has also been uploaded to RabbiTube
Haruka Isumi: You’re right!! It was uploaded exactly at midnight!
Haruka Isumi: I was asleep so I had no idea!
Nagi Rokuya: Isumi-shi, you really are a good kid… to already be asleep before the date even changed
Haruka Isumi: I’m not that good of a kid, though. I usually stay up late, like even until 1 AM or so
Nagi Rokuya: In other words, you were preparing yourself for tonight with me. Impressive. As expected of you, Isumi-shi 😉
Haruka Isumi: N-no, it’s not like that
Haruka Isumi: Well... maybe it kinda is?
Nagi Rokuya: The next game will apparently be set in a hundred-year-old Western mansion, where you’ll battle zombies wielding chainsaws and scythes
Haruka Isumi: A hundred-year-old mansion... chainsaws and scythes?
Haruka Isumi: Why does it sound familiar... like I've heard it recently...
Nagi Rokuya: The story setting almost feels like it was designed specifically for us, who overcame that trial, doesn't it? 😎
Nagi Rokuya: And most importantly, the sequel will apparently have significantly more cooperative puzzle-solving with teammates!
Nagi Rokuya: It looks like we’ll all be able to enjoy playing together again, and you and I will be voice chatting for a while longer too
Haruka Isumi: You’ll really play with me again?
Nagi Rokuya: I'd like to play with you specifically, Isumi-shi.
Nagi Rokuya: Your ability to fearlessly take on any trap or gimmick gives me strength as well
Nagi Rokuya: I was reminded of that again when we solved the mystery of the Blackford Residence.
Haruka Isumi: Taking the lead’s something I do a lot in ŹOOĻ too!
Haruka Isumi: But you casually backing me up helped me out a ton too, Rokuya-san
Nagi Rokuya: Don’t you think we make quite an excellent team?
Haruka Isumi: The new game's gonna be a piece of cake for the two of us 💪
Nagi Rokuya: Let us show off our brilliant teamwork once again in the next game 😆
Haruka Isumi: OK! 😆
Nagi Rokuya: Then, I shall prepare for tonight by having Mitsuki make pancakes for me.
Haruka Isumi: Homemade pancakes from Izumi's big bro!? I’m so jealoussss 🥺
The End.
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