Oedipus Was The First Motherfucker

I want those baby back baby back baby back baby back ribs

[e-lodicolo]

Moe’s Funk Dancing for Self(ish High Heels) Defense

[e-lodicolo]

This shit is almost at 600k

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

Very cold take but the reason I think a lot of settler vegans view meat as murder (and therefore immoral) is because they cannot get past their colonial mindset of viewing all interactions as either consumption or domination instead of the reality of a vast web of mutually beneficial and self sustaining relationships with the ecosystem and eachother

[local-debaser]

This literally makes no sense. How does buying prepackaged meat from the store count as “beneficial” to the ecosystem. In what way are factory farms good for the environment? Does the continuation of the horrid things of the meat industry help out with that? I don’t understand.

[insurrectionary-frybreadism-dea]

[callingallcars]

typo in group chat incident one dead 8 still beating the corpse

[pathologising]

stopp omg why are primary care doctors like “girl theres nothing wrong with you” and then you convince them to write the referral and you finally see a specialist and the specialist is like “goddamn you got syndrome”

[pathologising]

you could be bleeding out on the floor and a primary care physician will come along and be like “its just your anxiety”

[librarycard]

alien (1979) and aliens (1986) are two of the most powerful film titles in cinema history. like the first one? yeah its about an alien. and the second one? brother take a guess

[latex-salesman]

[archliches]

[sluttynurse]

guy who watches looney tunes and gets scared and goes "what the fuck that's so messed up"

[misspiggyforvogueitalia]

[the-quasar-hero]

Incredibly fucked up that you have to clean the dust off of fans. You are a machine that creates wind; get your shit together.

[mr-deep-downer]

the best part about making someone else’s post viral is not having to deal with the notes.

[mr-deep-downer]

[bananatwinky]

[oldbaton]

carly rae jepsen and abba have this thing in common where they make your blood feel carbonated

[posiehedge]

[puphoods]

video games love to have little birds that fly away from you when you get close

[decadent-hag]

#real life loves to have this too actually#in my experience

[normal-horoscopes]

Elf video games: 300 hour jrpgs with legions of characters and several novels worth of text. Labrynthine upgrade trees and customization options. The most insufferably unintuitive UI possible. A single turn based battle can take hours. Every character has an ennui stat.

Dwarf video games: Basebuilding strategy FPSs that has a whole wiki page on the flexile vs tensile strengths of different building materials. Dwarven rhythm games have minigames where you have to manage supply lines. Mortals cannot comprehend dwarven grand strategy games.

Halfling video games: What appears on the surface to be a viscerally calming farming sim is actually an extraordinarily complex social combat game about cutthroat HOA politics.

Goblin video games: Wildly unbalanced collectathon gatchas where half the fun is finding new hilariously broken strategies. Zany uberviolent team shooters about bugs. MOBAs so bad it's almost art.

Orc video games: Addictive in-browser flash games with names like "Beast Crush 4" and "Borag Meat Game." The art is always kinda bad but in a charming way. The music always slaps.

[normal-horoscopes]

Goblin code looks incomprehensible but if you take the time to look through it, you realize it's actually optimized in ways you never thought were even possible. Goblins are responsible for like 75% of every games modding community. Goblins all run Linux.

There is no orc game larger than a gigabyte. There are legends of an orc coder who successfully ran DOOM on a raw lamb shank.

[normal-horoscopes]

Halfling code is full of charming little comments like "//whew! This routine was a real nut to optimize" that you eventually come to learn are expressions of deep, murderous rage.

Elf code rhymes.

[llleighsmith]

i re-teach my brain this every day

[strongbadgmail]

[yupthatexists]

More info: https://bit.ly/3R9h7OI

[choosingaesthetics]

[depsidase]

[theehorsepusssy]

Mario's looks longer but Luigis got some girth

[sagittarius-soul77]

[spadefish]

Honestly the best part of being a barista was charging cops for their drinks. They're so used to getting free shit so it was SOOOOO good for them to pull up to the window and for me to be like "$6.47 :)" and them to make this whole elaborate display of slowly pulling their wallet out and handing their card over bc they weren't expecting to pay. I'd charge you double if I could, oink oink bitch