DINNER REPORT

making sure i remember to eat

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Date: June 11th, 2026

Dinner: Nasi Goreng (Fried Rice) with Chicken

Relevant Items:

Nasi Goreng with Chicken

Method:

Have your mother bring you Nasi Goreng with Chicken from a restaurant that she’s eating at with her friend to your job

Share with Co-workers

Consume

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Additional Notes: I miss my home country sometimes. I’m also drunk right now

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Date: June 10th, 2026

Dinner: Raising Cane’s Caniac Combo with No Coleslaw, Extra Toast

Relevant Items:

One (1) Caniac Combo with No Coleslaw, subbed for an Extra Toast from Raising Canes

Method:

Drive up to speaker and order

Pull up to window and pay, receive food

Drive home

Consume

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Additional Notes: I used order with slaw but threw it away because I don’t like coleslaw until I went with my friends once and they subbed it out and I was like :0

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Date: June 9th, 2026

Dinner: Texas Chili Company Beef Chili with Red Kidney Beans and Pepperjack Cheese

Relevant Items:

One box of Texas Chili Company Beef Chili (Mandatory)

One can of Dark Red Kidney Beans

Some amount of Pepperjack Cheese (Optional)

Method:

Open can of Beans and drain, move Beans to bowl

Open box of Texas Chili Company Beef Chili and empty into bowl on top of Beans

Nearly forget to cover bowl with damp paper towel because your cat wants to be fed a second time but she threw up her food back into the bowl a few hours earlier

Heat in Microwave for One (1) Minute

Mix Chili and Beans until combined

Heat for Two (2) Minutes

Remove bowl from Microwave and add Pepperjack Cheese to preference

Mix until combined

Consume

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Additional Notes: Still not pepperjack cheese. My partner bought me a battle pass, she is super nice :3.

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Date: June 8th, 2026

Dinner: Leftover Hibachi Noodles with Vegetables and Rice

Relevant Items:

Your partner’s leftover Hibachi

Method:

Move Noodles from Noodle spot to Meat spot

Add Vegetables of preference to preference

Move Rice from separate container to former Noodle container

Heat in Microwave for One (1) Minute

Consume

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Additional Notes: I should learn how to stir-fry noodles. They be yummy. I wish they didn’t use zucchinis though, not the biggest fan

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Date: June 7th, 2026

Dinner: Five (5) Eggrolls

Relevant Items:

Eggrolls from your local Vietnamese lady

Method:

Set aside Eggrolls to preference

Heat up in toaster until warmish hot

Consume happily

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Additional Notes: God I love Eggrolls

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Date: June 6th, 2026

Dinner: One (1) Subpar Double Cheeseburger

Relevant Items:

Two (2) Slices of Toast

Two (2) Kraft Singles

Two (2) Shitty Frozen Beef Patties

Method:

Set aside Two (2) slices of Bread in the Toaster

Pre-heat a pan with Oil, then put Two (2) Shitty Beef Patties and cook according to package instructions (proceed to next step when it’s time to flip)

Attempt to flip Patties, fail and have one (1) break in half

Reflip after some time to let the other side cook more, break the other Patty while the already broken Patty further disintegrates

Toast Bread to preference, move to plate when toasted

Add Patty pieces to Toast to form some semblance of an actual Patty and not Ground Beef chunks

Add one (1) Kraft Single on top of Patty chunks

Add more Patty pieces on top of Kraft Single

Add one (1) Kraft Single on top of Patty chunks

Add Toast on top of Kraft Single

Consume sadly

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Additional Notes: Yeah I shouldn’t have been surprised that a 10-pack of beef patties were under $6, that’s on me

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Date: June 5th, 2026

Dinner: Four (4) Eggrolls

Relevant Items:

Eggrolls from your local Vietnamese lady (Mandatory)

Method:

Buy Eggrolls at $0.86 per, lament that they used to be $0.50 but the economy took that away from you

Curse the economy quietly

Set aside Eggrolls on plate to preference

Consume

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Additional Notes: They reheat in the toaster pretty well. I’m going to be sad when the lady stops making eggrolls

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Date: June 4th, 2026

Dinner: One (1) Large Bucket of Popcorn

Relevant Items:

One (1) Large Bucket of Popcorn

Method:

Buy tickets for The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act approximately One (1) month ago

Buy a Number Two (2) Combo from Cinemark which includes One (1) Large Popcorn, Two (2) Fountain Drinks of choice, and One (1) Optional Candy or Snack of choice (Optional)

Watch The Amazing Digital Circus: The Last Act (proceed to next step while watching)

Consume

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Additional Notes: Sorry, the picture is from when we got home. It was a pretty good conclusion for the series. I wish I brought Gummigoo along. This kid next to my partner kept opening his phone to text every five (5) minutes. Stay safe from spoilers if you’re avoiding them.

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Date: June 3rd, 2026

Dinner: Four (4) Fajitas with Homemade Corn Tortillas

Relevant Items:

One (1) Frozen Pack of Kevin’s Natural Foods Paleo Beef Fajitas

Homemade Corn Tortillas

Method:

Bring home Tortillas that a patron brought at work

Find the pack of Beef Fajitas in freezer and dread unfreezing them

Spend 20 minutes unfreezing the bags inside the Beef Fajita Pack

Cook according to package instructions, with reduced sauce added

Heat desired amount of Tortillas in microwave for 10 seconds or until warmish hot

Move Fajitas to portioned Tortillas

Consume

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Additional Notes: Why do they include so much sauce in this packaging. I don’t need this much sauce. Who needs this much sauce for their food?? Fucking Sauce-drinker Georg??

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Date: June 2nd, 2026

Dinner: One (1) Spicy Chicken Fillet with Garlic Fries

Relevant Items:

Spicy Chicken Fillet

Garlic Fries

Method:

Heat up Spicy Chicken Fillet and Fries half way following package instructions

Flip Spicy Chicken Fillet and cook for rest of time on package instructions

Realize you overcooked the Spicy Chicken Fillet a bit too long in the Air Fryer and become a little disappointed

Move to plate

Consume

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Additional Notes: Maybe I shouldn’t round 17 minutes up to 20 for cooking time

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Date: June 1st, 2026

Dinner: Texas Chili Company Beef Chili with Beans and Pepper Jack Shredded Cheese

Relevant Items:

One box of Texas Chili Company Beef Chili (Mandatory)

One can of Beans

Some amount of Shredded Pepper Jack Cheese (Optional)

Method:

Open can of Beans partially, dispose of juices into sink, then fully open and empty Beans into bowl

Open box of Texas Chili Company Beef Chili (if a different brand, follow their preparation instructions along with possessing a feeling of inferiority) and empty into bowl, breaking up the brick as needed

Cover bowl with damp paper towel (dry works too, but damp lets it cling to the bowl rim)

Heat in microwave for two minutes

Stir contents, mixing Beans and Chili

Recover, heat for another minute

Remove bowl from microwave, and pat yourself for remembering the paper towel preventing a mess inside the microwave

Add Pepper Jack Shredded Cheese to preference (Optional) and mix until combined

Consume

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Additional Notes: It’s not actually pepper-jack cheese, its a blend called Cowboy Kick from HEB and it consists of Monterey Jack and Cheddar Cheese with Jalapeño, Habanero, Chipotle, and Carolina Reaper peppers but I figured it was close enough

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Date: May 31st, 2026

Dinner: One Chocolate Spread Sandwich with Chocolate Sprinkles

Relevant Items:

Two (2) Slices of Frozen (Optional) Bread

Bonne Maman (Optional) Chocolate Spread (Any Non-Nutella (Mandatory) Chocolate Spread works as long as it doesn’t have Palm Oil)

Cocoa Butter (Mandatory) Chocolate Sprinkles (Optional)

Method:

Set Chocolate Spread and Sprinkles aside

Grab Two (2) Slices Bread from freezer (Frozen Bread is easier to spread on)

Spread Chocolate on both Slices, then add Sprinkles to preference

Put both Slices together, Chocolate sides meeting like lovers who have not seen each other in 12 years due to the war locking down the borders while one of them was abroad due to work and got stranded, while the embassy did their best but gave up after 7 months and have been mostly giving the stranded lover false hope with every update hoping the end of the war would eventually come

Spill One (1) Sprinkle on the floor, lament

Consume

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Additional Notes: Despite being a month past expiration, the chocolate still tastes pretty good

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Date: May 30th, 2026

Dinner: Laksa Noodles with Five (5) Fish Balls and Three (3) Tofu Fish Pouch with Fish Roe

Relevant Items:

One (1) pack of Laksa Noodles

One (1) pack of Fish Balls (Optional)

One (1) pack of Tofu Fish Pouch with Fish Roe (Optional)

Method:

Heat up Laksa Noodles according to package instructions (proceed to next few steps)

Forget about Broth that is currently heating on the stove

Remove Frozen packs of Fish Balls and Tofu Fish Pouch with Fish Roe and remove amounts desired

Notice the Broth overflowing when it makes a sizzling noise

Panic and remove Saucepan, then grab Paper Towels and clean up mess

Realize dried Noodles are too big to fit in Saucepan and proceed to break it over sink while Broth is heating again

Underestimate Broth heating time and panic when it starts bubbling

Quickly toss in shattered dried Noodles as well as the Fish Balls and Tofu Fish Pouch with Fish Roe to preference (Optional)

Stir, following package instructions for determining when it is done

Move to bowl and splash a bit on your white shirt

Consume

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Additional Notes: Mom used to make it in the microwave, it was hot enough to burn off a few tastebuds. This is better temperature-wise.

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Date: May 29th, 2026

Dinner: Nothing

Relevant Items:

Forgetfulness

Method:

Play Stardew Valley with your partner

Forget to eat

Go to sleep

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Additional Notes: Maybe that’s why I woke up feeling weak

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Date: May 28th, 2026

Dinner: Buttered Noodles with Parmesan

Relevant Items:

Some amount of Spaghetti

Some amount of Bowtie Pasta

2 Tablespoons of Butter per Pasta or so

Salt

Parmesan (Optional)

Method:

Boil water and add salt to taste

Add pasta and cook according to instructions and preference

Set aside 1 Cup of Pasta Water

Drain pot, then add Butter, Pasta, and Some Pasta Water to pot

Stir continuously until combined, add Pasta Water as needed

Move to bowl, add more Salt until your hand slips and lament at adding too much Salt

Add a little but too much Parmesan to Counter act the Salt

Settle for the inferior mix

Consume

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Additional Notes: Maybe use salted butter instead of unsalted

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Date: May 27th, 2026

Dinner: Eight (8) Dino Chicken Nuggets with Garlic Fries and Hot Sauce

Relevant Items:

Eight (8) Dino Nuggets

Some amount of Garlic Fries

Some amount of Hot Sauce (Optional)

Method:

Heat up Dino Nuggets and Garlic Fries in Air-fryer for half of listed time for both package instructions (approximate to the best of your ability)

Wait for Air-fryer to ding

Flip Dino Nuggets and heat for rest of time

Wait for Air-fryer to ding

Move food to plate

Add Hot Sauce to preference

Consume

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Additional Notes: I wish I had spicy fries

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Date: May 26th, 2026

Dinner: One (1) Grilled Cheese, One Thirty-Second (1/32) of a Chick-fil-a Waffle Fry, and One Half (1/2) of a Triple Chocolate Brownie

Relevant Items:

Shredded Cheese (any preference)

One (1) slice of Kraft (Mandatory) American Cheese (Optional)

Two (2) slices of bread, frozen

Some amount of butter

One (1) leftover Chick-fil-a bag from your partner

One (1) Triple Chocolate Brownie, aged Three (3) days

Method:

Pick-up your partner’s order from Chick-fil-a on your way home from work and let them consume their order (proceed to next step while waiting)

Grab a piece of Brownie from the fridge, eat half of it, set it down on a napkin and forget about it

Grab and set aside the shredded and American cheeses, and butter

Grab your partner’s bag when they are done, salvaging any leftover fry(ies) in the container or bag. Set aside any salvage found

Set bread slices aside, do not wait to thaw (it is easier to spread condiments on frozen bread)

Spread cold butter to preference, take note the buttered sides will be the outside of the Grilled Cheese

Place pan on stove, set to medium, and put bread on pan buttered-side down

Add shredded cheese to preference

Let sit until shredded cheese begins to melt, then add American cheese and let sit again for a quarter minute or so

Flip Grilled Cheese without letting any Shredded Cheese inside fall out and get burnt, celebrate success

Forget about Grilled Cheese while celebrating, lament briefly, then remove from pan, place on plate and slice diagonally (Mandatory)

Notice forgotten Brownie and add to plate along with salvaged fry(ies)

Consume

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Additional Notes: Maybe add a couple Jalapeño slices for more of a kick next attempt

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