[angst-god]

wait for it, i promise it’s worth it

[fr33bi3]

o my godddd

[southernsideofme-deactivated201]

[cheese24k]

For some reason a bird speaking Japanese is mildly off putting.

> Literal translation

Bird:“ ‘Uhm Hello, this is the Ono family.”

Bird: “What’s wrong?”

Owner: “Abe-chan, you’re a little too early. Once the phone’s picked up, then properly say hello.”

Bird: “Okay, understood.”

Owner: “Do you really understand? I’m counting on you. Hello, this is the Ono family residence in Gifu.”]

Bird: “Okay, I understand!”

Owner: “Got it.”

> That’s clearly some sort of Pokemon.

> Off-putting? It’s like birds were meant to speak Japanese!

> For some reason it’s never occurred to me that birds can mimic languages other than English. It’s so cool, though!

[foxymaples]

quoth the raven; “moshi moshi”

[le-sad-demiurge]

Mildly annoyed voice: Hai, WAKARIMASHITAAAAAA!

[softwaring]

[markv5]

Who’s there?

Кто здесь?

[colorehs]

[plexvs]

[velveteenrabbit]

(dreamsofthethingsinsideofmydreams.)

[sealedbeastnue]

Choose A Fish Hole Any Fish Hole. Theres Options

[three-little-bettas]

O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O: O:

[supesdavid]

[judge-beef]

“LET’S GO LESBIANS LET’S GO”

[o-b-d-w]

[snoopingasusualisee]

girls night

[smilestudy]

i am one tired girl

[nomore404-deactivated20200101]

You ever hear a song so good you feel like like you’re in love, not with a person but just in love

[saying]

[loki-cat2]

[mossbug]

u ever go take a piss at a party and as soon as u close the door u feel like ur in a different dimension

[godhatesfrankie]

save point

[morganapengdragon]

I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is

[fndungeonmom]

real life plot hole found

[proton-packs]

being single is like… it’s just you and your bottle of water

[gothhabiba]

me, every single month without fail: huh weird I feel kind of bloated and lethargic but also very hungry??? and I’m breaking out??? and my back hurts??? this is so strange I have never experienced this before in my whole entire life… what could this be

me a few days later, every single month without fail: oh