QUAKER OATS JUMPSCARE

20s / queer (he/they) / homegrown artist / I got Minecraft Horror autism + other various interests

[sarasacuni]

audio from legends of avantris

[landmineblogging]

showing my mutuals things they've never seen before :) part 1

sunlight

[boycritter]

the annoying thing about weightlifting is that you have to lift weights that are a little too heavy for you if you want to get stronger. and you have to push yourself outside of your comfort zone in order to keep building muscle. fucked up.

[boycritter]

thank god this same principle doesnt apply to any other skill you want to improve at! that would really suck.

[lunarblazes]

i bet it feels good as fuck to start swaying on your feet after overtaxing your magic reserves

[murraysiskind-deactivated202406]

THE FENG SHUI OF THIS WEBSITE IS FUCKED

[spiribia]

i definitely think minecraft won't be the game for everyone in the end and that's just how things are no problem but i do think *some* people who don't get the hype of it just need to play with their friends and build a house with them. its also for doing things like this.

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

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whatever i guess nobody've read that so imma just drop the screenshots

[ageblue-aka-varnah-g]

Tags are in.

[queerasaurus-rexx]

once my best friend hatched

a normal amount of chickens under another friends house on our sever

SAID NOTHING

and when we finally uncovered his chicken chicanery it instantly crashed the server

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[ricetrippycreeps]

[gentlemanbones]

READER BEWEADER YOU’RE IN FOR A SCEADER

[agoodjake54-deactivated20150429]

[ruinedchildhood]

Jinkies

[jesterday00]

Jeepers!

[dollfacemcghost]

Zoinks!

[galvaniccorsair]

Ruh roh!

[paperandpencilsandskips]

FUCK

[pirateprincessjess]

My favorite part of this post is that it implies Fred is the one saying “FUCK” because we know who typically says the other 4 things

[notaplaceofhonour]

which makes sense as he’s the one who actually legally owns it

[seracadash]

My hate for the military vs my love for the 🫡 emoji

[dankmemeuniversity]

[justsomerandomgaynerd]

[sugar-petals]

scientists want you to know ✅

[mesapies]

More concept art of toph and sokka

[bethanydelleman]

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

[starlightxraven]

Nobody needs AI to search the Internet, court says in ruling against Google

Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry.

[appalachian-werewolf]

"Google AI Overview court loss in Germany could spell doom for AI search industry."

It fucking better.

[mrsjdavis]

Like to charge, reblog to cast?

[newbarktownalumni]

[isuggestkillingyourself]

[tactfulsaboteur]

[psybomb]

Every time I see that last pic, I have to note that the funniest line is the one immediately after the highlight

[flerns]

slow and slutty wins the race

[so-much-for-subtlety]