The Random Amalgamations of Me

Hey, I'm Joseph. Born in 1990. Been on this hellsite long enough to put my year of birth in my description instead of my age so I don't have to keep updating it.

[anxietyproblem]

[cutecipher]

[fr33dan]

Before we had soap, what did the people with that one gene think cilantro tasted like?

[duvete-deactivated20210206]

[realanimetraining]

Happy Piccolo Day!!

[jaxblade]

HAPPY PICCOLO DAY

[bonesofyarn]

[barjonabombers]

[babylon-butterfly]

[intrigd-voyagr]

one curiousity search on ebay to see if people are still going nuts over beanie babies has led to getting a strong contender for the funniest email ever

[petulantworm]

When your doctor prescribes you the generic

[etirabys]

probably no one else finds this funny and I’m driving away my friends a fraction of a percent at a time every time I do it, but I think the height of comedy is when you react to an emoji with the same emoji in a chat medium that permits this

[transwarlock]

literally

[knottahooker]

to escalate this, react with multiple versions of the same emote because nine different servers all have it available:

[rosemary-for-remembrance]

[fr33dan]

It's my 14 year anniversary on Tumblr 🥳

Too long

[fr33dan]

Every time I see a post about this Jake Lang guy I read it wrong and think "the American dragon would never".

[yamada-ryo]

having lunch and someone's watching cnc videoes loud as fuck style so i'm just here chewing my food while there's sounds of water jetting and steel screeching in the back

[retroactivebakeries]

[bluwubewwy]

The reliable mutual has liked your post

The mysterious pervert has reblogged your post

[virtualgirladvance]

[lizlemondyke]

4 non blondes were right. I DO wake up in the morning and I step outside and I take a deep breath and I get real high and I scream from the top of my lungs what’s going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[stevehatch]

Crushing news: shrinkflation so bad the funny number has decreased from 69 to 67

[chronicillnesshumor-deactivated]

[silly2tilly]

rosies ordering from mcdonalds ..

[heropirate]

Bob scrubbin’ your blog.