[cathrin2405]

you ever wish you were (y/n)?

[cutjepie]

[dickjoubu-deactivated20200906]

[petgirlie-deactivated20260417]

Hello Kitty and My Melody measuring spoons

[mulanxiaojie]

Mulan’s Transformation by Asenimo on Dmitory

[dearestvita-deactivated20221122]

Virginia Woolf to Vita Sackville-West, 22 August 1927

[foreheadtouch]

[fr4mb0ise]

you're the sweetest ily❤️

whoever u are anon .... here’s a heart❤️

[lovecatcher]

[ripe]

mayapolarbear on ig

[peachgoodness]

open the doors and listen to her singing

[transparent-my-dick]

[shoot-me-and-go]

have you heard of the hoshi-woozi combo?

[colemckenzies]

you can make nearly any object into a good insult if you put ‘you absolute’ in front of it

example: you absolute coat hanger

[ggiornojo]

as well u can just add ‘ed’ to any object and it’s sounds like you were really drunk

example: i was absolutely coat hangered last night

[colemckenzies]

#i was gazeboed mate #i was absolutely baubled

[animatedamerican]

Meanwhile, “utter” works for the first (e.g., “you utter floorboard”) but somehow “utterly” doesn’t seem to work as well for the second (“I was utterly floorboarded”).

[nentuaby]

Utterly doesn’t work for drunk because it’s the affix for turning random objects into terms for *shocked*, obviously.

[animatedamerican]

… huh.  I thought that might just be the similarity to “floored”, and yet “I was utterly coat hangered” does seem to convey something similar.

I have to tell you, I am utterly sandwiched at this discovery.

[thepioden]

Completely makes the phrase mean “super tired”.

“God, it’s been a long week, I am completely coat-hangered.”

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Something is

Something is wrong with our language

[rooksandravens]

Is it a glitch or a feature?

[cranberrybogmummy]

Feature

[maxofs2d]

we don’t have anything like this in French and it offers a range of expressibility that I wish we could properly translate back. it is a feature, i concur

[gabbyyrose]

Forget your zodiac sign, tell me your parent’s and siblings zodiac signs so I can have a clear understanding of the astrological MESS you were raised in

[violentwavesofemotion-deactivat]

Gabriela Mistral, tr. by Langston Hughes, from Selected Poems; “Quietness,”

[driflloon]

elie saab ss20

[bronwynn]