Fuckhands McMike Stan

19+ | Masc leaning + Non-binary | he/they | Icon by just-sunkist/lefan-tea! - Yes I kin Michael The Distortion yes I want to kiss him it’s called self love | Sometimes I mass reblog my fixations and you all just have to deal with that | hungry all the time tbh

[lady-of-vitreous-sight]

everyone loves me because of my inconsistent memory, inconsistent sense of self, inconsistent availability, and inconsistent awareness of reality

[subsequentibis]

not an apologizer but a contextualizer. yes the character did that but please understand the Circumstance. yes they had other options but they had to make this choice in a sea of available bad choices. and also it made the narrative more interesting. won't anybody think about the narrative!!!!!

[aliosne]

[dogpuppy]

[bonivers]

one must always ask themselves How Can I Make The Most Niche Content Possible That Only Caters To Me

[ibajo256]

[kirtlandswarbler]

Me at work: i can't wait to go home and work on my projects i wanna go home and do my art lemme go i wanna do thingssss

Me at home: huoorghghh six hours of youtube videos

[susiephone]

obsessed with characters who snapped because their circumstances were so fucked that losing it was literally the sanest response

[krshush]

Obsessed with this lil guy on a cake at my local-ish grocery store bakery???

[krshush]

VALENTINE'S EVE UPDATE:

WHOEVER THIS SPECIFIC DECORATOR IS, THEY ARE ONLINE, AND I'M SO SAD MY FAMILY DOESN'T THINK THEY'RE AS FUNNY AS MEEEEE

[by-ilmater]

YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!

[deathcomequickly]

The Drowned Halls

[decomposedmaw]

Chillin’ on the Bridge

[dovewingkinnie]

im a slippery creature a scientist is trying to capture… hes struggling to catch me and getting very frustrated, so he ends up grabbing me and firmly holding me against his chest to keep me still

a face full of scientist tits.. the mission is Complete …

[podcastwizard]

affirmations for writers: i know how to write. i have seen sentences before, and i know how to make one. i can identify up to several words and their meanings. i am not afraid of semicolons.

[zeroperks]

what if a shrimp was a baby..........................

[aturnoftheearth]

i make this meme every time this website goes down and we never learn

[scottbaiowulf-deactivated201805]

Male writers writing female characters:

“Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.”

[m1ssc0mmun1cat10n]

‘ She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards’ is the greatest fucking sentence I have ever read.

[silly-activites]

THE ORIGINAL??

[dduane]

(smh) Never thought I’d see it in the wild. Yet here it is. :)

[browniejeane]

always gotta reblog the ‘breasted boobily’ post

[thuriweaver]