chris/achilles

probably actually a shark or perhaps a dog and not a real guy // i am NOT normal about fictional characters and i am SO WEIRD ABOUT MUSIC!!!! // if you saw me like your post without reblogging it's probably either in my queue or on one of my dozen sideblogs sorry

[ieatwoodchips]

if a plain text version of this post is needed please don't hesitate to send me an ask or direct message!

hi! i'm christopher/achilles but you can call me chris if you want. my pronouns are he/him/his and it/it/its. do not use they/them for me. in my 20s. i don't post anything explicit but i may reblog posts that could be considered suggestive.

i have so many sideblogs. so fucking many. i won't list them all but these are my main ones:

@yourbeautynevereverscaredme - blog for the band ghost

@transfunyarinpa - blog for the zero escape video game series

all of my personal posts are tagged with #zip it chip, posts from others that i add on/respond to are tagged with #chip chatter, and my music recs are tagged #chip's tunes.

my current biggest interests are ace attorney, shadowhunters, trigun and project hail mary/ryan gosling's whole filmography !! i'm always open to music recs as well :)

i tag all fandom posts with the name of the media first, then the names of all characters present in the post (unless it's a minor interest, then just the name of the media) and I try to tag all triggers as #tw [thing] so that others may find or blacklist any post on my blog as easily as possible (and because i love sorting and organizing). please let me know if there's something specific you want me to tag.

[cutecipher]

router: animal

microwave: animal

dog: we're not sure what this is

[debian-official]

reblog to boop prev with your paw

[dingdongyouarewrong]

i'm getting the sense some of you are not actually forklift certified.

[averagejoey2000]

[dingdongyouarewrong]

well damn . egg on my face

[dingdongyouarewrong]

THE PLOT THICKENS @averagejoey2000 explain yourself

[averagejoey2000]

I can't believe this is how I'm finding out that I got a scam forklift cert.

I took the cargo ops class at school but my teacher explained that it doesn't give a certification and I'd only be okay for ship's crane and the school forklifts. she said I could take an online exam and get my cert. I paid 60 bucks.

I'm googling and I'm seeing a lot of resources saying that the online programs cover the classroom part of the exam but not the in person practical aspect.

29 CFR 1910.178 (l)(2)(ii)

but I did the in person practical shit at school.

[averagejoey2000]

the back of the card even had fancy numbers on it. I couldn't have known that this isn't the one. this website sounded more official than certifyme.net, and there wasn't one with a .gov address.

[averagejoey2000]

so, I emailed OSHA, and they said that so long as I live and work in California, there's no such thing as forklift certification. I have to be told how to do it every time I get the job.

[averagejoey2000]

Update: I took a certification class in shipboard Material Handling Equipment at my federal job. *now* I'm forklift certified, but only on ships and piers and only for this company, but also rated to forklift explosives and hazardous materials. Also I'm a woman now.

[sycamorality]

did you know you can rename everything on your pc

[lhazaar]

i, personally, love to straddle that fine line between “fandom blog” and “record of complete psychological breakdown”

[tearsofrefugees]

Clerks smile and 'flip off' security camera while 'sneaking' immigrants out of courthouse: DOJ

Two Utah court clerks have been dubbed "anti-ICE vigilantes" after they were allegedly caught "sneaking" immigrants out the back door of the

[antifainternational]

That's how you show real solidarity!

"After they overheard that ICE was at the courthouse to arrest someone, they improperly accessed court databases to determine who was not born in the United States," a DOJ detention filing says. "They then snuck every suspected illegal alien who was at the courthouse out a back door, where ICE, who was waiting in the parking lot for their target to leave the building, could not see them."

Think about what you can do at your job or in your daily life to resist fascism when the opportunity presents itself!

[laterkiss]

i need to forgive myself for everything by this weekend so i can start fixing my life from next week

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I have a horrible confession to make

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I don't know which one is Dan and which one is Phil 😔

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

[orangepenguino]

x

[ashubii]

This is why I have TikTok

[sandmandaddy69]

[peachfromcmbyn]

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

[nixpunk]

[darkspaceboytoy]

Two things this website hates and that’s women and gay people who are gay in the “I have sex with other gay people” way and not some sort of thinly defined yearning and homophobic joke based system largely applied to brothers and male coworkers in early 2000s television shows. Three things this website hates actually sorry silly me but this website does hate black people.

[utopians]

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

[myfavoritedemons]

Started using the phrase “that’s cilantro to me” to refer to the presence of a story element that completely ruins a piece of media for me, disproportionate to its actual badness.

[tongue-twists]

the enlightened pervert can look beyond kink to find meaning. and then get horny about the meaning instead.