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[wearewatcher]

a very goopy "Day That Molasses Tank Exploded In Boston 107 Years Ago" day to all who celebrate

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

the way trump is talking abt hillary makes him sound like a scorned lover lmao what if monica wasn’t bill’s only side bitch??

[the-most-phenomenal-banana]

you gotta be fucking kidding me

[hello-satan-speaking]

[uptownlowdown]

r/airplaneears aka the only good subreddit

[uptownlowdown]

i’m gonna cry

[torturedbitchesdepartment]

someone WHAT

[bluemandycat]

[un-monstre]

In hindsight being a “gifted kid” is so funny. You have substantial difficulties with socializing and fine motor skills but we’re going to ignore that because you’re really good at reading chapter books

[idiotdotdotdot]

[transarsonist]

disturbingly average customer service experience

[jake-and-gina-in-a-trenchcoat]

Fun Fact: Today is also the date this episode aired

[spacephobos]

fucking love the pitt. they let the autistic girl chill with a dog fo a bit then her boss came in like "fucking love u girl my least troublesome intern wanna pick sooo much gravel out a dudes leg wound?" and she was just like 😀😀😀 incredible. banger autistic rep shes so me.

[langernameohnebedeutung]

we don't say 'fucking suberp you funky little lesbian' anymore like we used to. as a society.

[marxism-ex-silium]

So glad I get to experience homosexual desire. One life and thank god I'm not straight

[winged-thinged]

Look, we joke a lot, but really, "you were born evil, wretched, worse than the scum of the earth, and it took killing a god to make you salvageable, so now you'd better be grateful to that god and thank him 10,000 times a day for it and fill your thoughts with him 24/7 and abide by the letter of his every word, lest you suffer unimaginable torture for all of eternity" is a truly horrendous thing to believe about yourself and other people

[shinesurge]

[best-life-wisdom]

ultimate relationship goals are going camping together to watch the stars wrapped up in a bunch of blankets and just enjoy this earth togthr

[howstrangethemusicsoundstome]

It’s true and you should say it.

[ingridverse]

[anxietyproblem]

[ruinedchildhood]

[spaghettioverdose-deactivated20]

Reblog to save a duck

[13faeinapenguinsuit]

Quack quack

[ijustgotherebro]

It’s getting to be that time of year where more people are going outside to parks and stuff so i thought it would a good idea to reblog this again

[theofficialvincenzo]

Once I was feeding some ducks from a bag of birdseed I brought with me, and this woman next to me looked so confused and asked what I was feeding them

When I said it was birdseed she just went “oh- can they actually eat that? Is that safe?”

I didnt know how to respond like, at all, so I just pointed at the duck and said “bird”

She then had a look on her face like a new groove was just forcibly carved in her brain and said softly “oh my fucking god”

[sophisticat42]

For once it was my Youtube Feed that did something interesting

[belpheg0r-luna]

My favourite parts of Fool's Gold

Aabria's Agony:

Izzy's Beautiful Butthole Animation:

Jordan's Absolute Victory:

Rekha During The Carwash:

Brennan In White Woman's Cinema

[tiredadventurer]