THINGS MY FRIENDS' MUSES HAVE SAID
* dedicated to my wonderful writing partners ♡ adjust as necessary
i can't do this. i can't deal with this.
thanks for taking me out to dinner.
did you read that on the back of a cereal box or something?
the least you can do is make me a drink.
i'm not leaving your side.
i can't imagine my life without you.
why don't you pack your things?
i still can't believe you did all of this.
you'll do great. you just need to have a little more faith in yourself.
i'm sorry if that was inappropriate of me.
it's a gift! you have to open it!
i'm afraid the chase is over.
if this is supposed to be a joke, you should know it stopped being funny at least ten minutes ago.
the fact that i've made it this far is a miracle in itself.
i'd like to see your eyes before i take your life.
we don't have to decide now what tomorrow looks like. let's just stick to tonight.
i think this one is beautiful.
have you been watching the bachelor without my knowing?
you are strangely pleasant to work with.
after everything we've both been through, we deserve to be happy.
i was starting to think you'd never ask.
guess you could say i'm married to my job.
i figured we could have a picnic, get to know each other a little better.
i like kissing every inch of you.
we must keep working towards it.
i feel like i'm screaming for someone to notice how miserable it all is, but no one hears me or cares.
god, that's my worst nightmare.
are you hungry, by any chance?
don't answer that. i'm just going to learn from this moment and do better next time.
i see the good only because someone needs to.
seems a bit odd that we keep meeting like this.
i'm not very good at sneaking out.
we must look like an odd pair.
i understand how you're feeling.
you trying to get me drunk?
i was just getting ready to convince you to order in pizza or something.
could i take you up on that glass of wine now?
i've learned a lot about you since we started hanging out.
you literally saved my life.
i'm going in alone. end of story.
it's not too late to back out.
promise i won't bite... unless you want me to.
how on earth did you pull that off?
i can tell you're checking me out.
i know i need to trust you. i just haven't decided how i feel about it.
can... can i ask something of you?
as long as you're okay...
i've just been too scared to admit it.
that could make it worse.
now... i didn't say that.
hurt feelings are better than hurt pride.
don't mind me, just admiring the view.
you... have far too many clothes on.
you don't have to share me at all.
i visited once as a child. it was beautiful.
i could convince them to bring you along.
i can't help but wish for a normal life.
um... i think you're fine.
is there something behind me?
hold still. this might sting.
i promise i'll be good. you'll barely notice i'm here.
we need to find out whether or not this was an isolated incident.
it's kind of a matter of life or death, if you didn't notice.
i was made for you, and you only.
it's just part of the job.
if you're trying to impress me, it worked.
believe it or not, i've patched up nastier wounds than this.
maybe this will get their attention.
you're cute when you blush.
i'm happy to see you too.
when you feel safe... time slows down.