do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time
I was at court today and when they had everyone raise there right hand I accidentally raised my left
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@fragglecvnt
do you ever feel yourself fail a charisma check in real time
I was at court today and when they had everyone raise there right hand I accidentally raised my left
There’s six guys who live in this flat and all they do all day is play WoW and watch movies. Waking up at 2pm every day and there’s always just someone asleep on the bed near all the multimonitor computer setups. There’s always music playing and it feels like a recovery day every day, padding around blearily in pyjamas or underwear. Old hoodies from defunct school teams. They’ve got this system where they’re selling their excess computing power to companies and hosting all this warez, and they’re stealing the internet from the business next door anyway and getting welfare on top of all that. They’re self sufficient and never go outdoors except to buy more fast food, and even then only in the dark. But then one of them wakes up dead some heavy afternoon. He’s just dead and they don’t know why but maybe the floor covered in fast food wrappings is a clue. They don’t want to tell the cops because of the purgatory den they live in and the illegality that supports it, and as far as they know he never had any actual parents. So it’s trouble. It’s taking a long trip out to the forest and thinking about how stars are so far away for the first time in a long time. It’s sweating in the cold air and digging a hole all night with your brand new shovels to leave him alone in. And it’s a long few days cracking all his passwords to keep his identity and associated payments persisting. Until the rhythm of waking up every day at 2pm to play WoW for nine hours and half watch a movie on your other monitor takes over again. It’s the same as it ever was except now there’s a room no one ever goes in.
Kevin Lucbert
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i deserve a medal for this post. not because i was particularly funny but because i survived an onslaught of nearly one hundred gimmick blogs in the wake of this post popping off, and the fact that i didn’t try to track any of them down and snuff them out with my bare hands is a testament to my immeasurable strength and should be rewarded. at one point i had “the official letter h” add on to this post. you wanna know that blog’s gimmick? the really funny and original and worthwhile gimmick the official letter h blog had? yep you guessed it they just gave me the god damned letter H and then fucked off. only jesus knows the suffering i endured over that harsh winter, and he wept for me
fragglecvnt
I keep thinking this! very frustrating
Ive been playing this stupid app game since highschool ane I feel that way about this
This is a game they would play in a Disney show about making video games
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[ Text ID: Of course the universe is full of deep
magic, but I think most miracles can be traced back to someone's profound and quiet kindness. ]
Anyone remember my edit of @ink-the-artist ‘s Non-Binary Demon? Heres my redraw of the darlingly devious creature, staying true to the original pose and colours 💜
Original edit under the cut!
I feel like her
What do you guys think of my new OCs (original characters)?
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