Ooh! Stupid idea but here I am! What would be the re guys’ reaction to their gf who’s cannot control her face. The guys say a joke, they’ll know if she liked it or not. Her face is a giveaway when she lies that she didn’t eat the last slice of cake. If shes disgusted by something, without a doubt they’ll be able to see it.
How RE Men React to Having a Girlfriend Who Cannot Control Her Expressions 🤨
Characters Featured: Chris Redfield, Leon Kennedy, Luis Serra, Jack Krauser, Carlos Oliveira, Jake Muller, Albert Wesker,
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A/N: NO IDEAS ARE STUPID ROUND HERE, PARTNA! I had a lot of fun with this! Now if I left out a man you really wanted to see, let me know and I'll make a part two <3
he looks like such a dork in this gif help-
Now this man with a girlfriend who absolutely, for the life of her, could not control her expressions? Oh he's a little thrown off at first
"Hey do you this this shirt looks good on me?"
"Why are you looking at me like that?"
Whole time you're looking at him like 😕
But once he gets used to it? Oh, this man is having a BLAST until he's not. You're out in public and someone next to you says something outrageous? You are side-eyeing the FUCK out of that stranger, mind you that stranger is bigger than CHRIS.
This man will have both hands on your head like "Please, I can't go to jail today for murder."
Now with other matters like trying to play detective on who ate his leftovers? That's where it gets fun again.
"No..." yet you're looking at him like you've already been sentenced to thirty years in Pelican Bay for minor theft
Overall, Chris enjoys it <3
OH trust me when I say ALL versions of Leon are enjoying this little quirk of yours but let's go one by one with all the versions of him
So RE2 Leon? That man is blissfully confused when you tell him one thing but your face tells him another.
"Did you like it? I tried out a new recipe."
"I loved it..." SISTA YOU DID NOT LIKE IT
Leon raises an eyebrow, "Why do you look like you're about to file charges against me?"
"Maybe we should leave the cooking to me, my love."
Now RE4 + Death Island Leon? They catch on quickly and they think your little expressions are adorable and hilarious to the point where they just say shit to get you to make a face
"Babe, doesn't her dress look so nice?"
Cue you side-eyeing him like be so for real, that neon green dress looks HIDEOUS.
But the moment you're in public and suddenly you're making a face at a man who could easily give Leon a hard time, it's suddenly not so funny.
"Sweetheart, honey, baby doll, love of my life, PLEASE-"
But for our older versions of Leon who are a bit more worn down by life like Vendetta, RE9, and RE6 Leon? They enjoy it but not on the same level as our other versions like at most, they huff with amusement or give you a chuckle.
"What's with the face, baby?"
Now if you were to happen to make a face at the wrong individual and said individual tried to fight you? Oh Leon is stepping in front of you without hesitation,
"Try it." Hand is on the gun tucked in the waistband of his pants, it does not MATTER if that individual is so horrendously offended or twice his size- he will fight.
This man is having a BLAST, he is constantly saying shit or asking stupid questions just to see you make a face like no mercy whatsoever,
Now if you happen to piss someone off with your face, Luis is definitely going to stand up for you like "Now c'mon, she can't control it."
But if the offended individual is built like Victor Gideon?? Oh hell no, Luis is FIGHTING for his life to get you to look anywhere but at that man
"Mi amor, please don't, por favor control your face, I know you cannot but TRY"
This man will deadass look at you and say "What's wrong with your face?" because why are you looking at him like he's grown three heads just because you came home and discovered he did not in fact take the chicken out the freezer
"Did you thaw out the chicken?"
"No." Blunt, efficient as usual
You say okay but your face is screaming that you want to cuss him out and Krauser definitely notices,
Lowkey kinda unsettles Krauser because you say one thing but your face means another ESPECIALLY if you two are arguing and you give him that bs like "Y'know what, it's fine. It's not a big deal."
He's probably the only one on this list who'd try to teach you how to school your expressions to be fair, but if someone was giving you a hard time because of it? Oh, he's throwing hands no doubt.
This man's reaction is a solid mix of Luis and Chris's like he is thrown off a little at first but he gets used to it a helluva lot quickly than Chris does,
And he will say some out of pocket things just to see what faces you'd make at him.
But it's very much not funny when you two are having an argument and then you hit me with the "It's fine" when your face tells him you're obviously not.
"Obviously it is because you're looking at me like I'm the most wanted man alive!"
Now if you were to get in trouble because of your lack of control, he'd step up for you no matter what. Someone starts yelling at you? He's already decided he can go to jail for 24 hours.
Look at those EYES, RAHHHHHHH-
Okay, now Jake? This man will see your expressions and be like "what the fuck is wrong with your face?" and once it clicks you have ZERO control over it? He's laughing because you literally out yourself with your eyes alone.
And he 100% uses it to his advantage, leftovers gone? He's going straight to you and asking if you've seen it.
You say no but have that look in your eyes?
"Babe. You literally had your own box in the fridge."
"YOUR FACE TELLS ME EVERYTHING!"
And this man will 1000% throw down if someone tries to give you shit over it because as we know he is very protective and does not hesitate to resort to violence if he feels like his loved ones are threatened
This man is oh so very amused by your lack of control over your expressions, he sees it as a genetic anomaly or some scientific bullshit like that,
Now he doesn't pay much attention to it like the others do, it just something he'd notice and note for later like when he thinks you're lying or something like that.
"My dear, who were you just on the phone with?"
Turns his head and sees that face, oh it was definitely someone.
You cannot tell me this man does not run a tight ship!!
