once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration
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once again it’s that time of year where my brother puts up the Holiday Decoration
A tiny witch (might turn this in to a little sticker later ^–^)
an animal crossing villager: adabladbaj? akdnuifmanfm!
me:
Add me I have no life
Y'all ever just suddenly have the overwhelming urge to swim??? Like not actively but you just wanna,,, be in the water and have some Peace
Yes it’s called the mammalian diving response and it’s also why doing face masks and taking a shower is soothing. Our amphibian ancestors used this mechanism to slow down the heartbeat and lower body temperature so as not to waste calories while swimming (which is very calorie intensive). It makes you feel safe because predators are less likely to get you in water than on land. The fish brain is alive and well in all of us.
It’s literally activated by putting water on the face.
https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC3768097/
My amphibian ancestors gave me the instinct to dissociate in the shower for hours on end
Sometimes I’m like “ancient greek plays are so old, how am i going to relate to the characters?” but then
Pro Tip: instead of dick pics, show her your knife collection
this has to be about lesbians because no woman sees a mans knife collection and concludes that he is safe to be around
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serotonin? in this economy?
this is it, we’ve found the ultimate specimen of millennial humor
How to spot a dragon using an illusion spell
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shes just a dense, thick bitch
Why do people still say “this doesn’t fit my blog theme but I had to reblog anyway”? It’s almost 2018. Who gives a fuck. Who even has a coherent blog anymore
Reblog if you’ve never had a coherent blog and got no intention of starting that shit now
oh gods my boyfriend isn’t home and I forget the english word for this thing and it’s bAD he usually helps but i cAN’T
I WILL ASSIST?
you know that little sea bug with the stupid hands and it has a home but it changes homes sometimes because it gets too big for it?? what is it???
Hermit crab??
THAT’S THE BITCH
not to sound like a commie or anything but I hate how it costs money to be alive
This image brings an incredible sense of calmness