when I watch the sopranos I feel like I understand my dad a lot better. which probably says a lot of good things about my family
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when I watch the sopranos I feel like I understand my dad a lot better. which probably says a lot of good things about my family
I want to hang out with whales so bad. hear stories about the ocean, tell them stuff about the land. discover which experiences are so specific that we have trouble relating them through language, discover new ridiculous metaphors to describe a mountain sunrise or a [transcendent whale experience]. I think we could have a beautiful friendship
you know when you and that e-girl you fancied actually make it and hook up but you live in different cities and shit. yeah that was chill and dating some sort of girl creature is nice but you know when you’ve endured weeks of “would you love me if i was a lamp🥺🥺” and “please mod my stream please mod my stream please mod my stream” and “spit in my mouth” messages and you go to her place for date weekend and the smell just hits you like a wall when you open the door. homegirl got that reek. that no shower november, that cheap vodka and mcdonalds sweat vibe. That thank god you can’t smell me thru twitch kinda beat and you find her huddled in her cave watching whetever chinese cartoon is on the meme this week and before she gets at you with that “daddy i’m not dirty i’m just based and lainpilled” you drag her scrawny lil ass to the shower. she’s passed grimes and moved onto mud and baby you’re a gas station powerwasher. There’s no use resisting, you’re filled with the concerned rage of a diappointed parent. You ain’t daddy, you’re Father dearest. you hose her down properly but there is challenge waiting. the layers of filth, makeup and grease has formed a waterproof cocoon. girl putting the crusty in crustecean and you need a hammer and a chisel to break open the shell to get at the juicy pale white girlmeat inside. She makes a fuss like an angry cat and threaten to refuse wearing the asuka costume for you ever again, but she eventually drops the hissing and succumbs to the soap and water. Colours you ain’t ever seen before swirls around the drain hole and you just know you have to bleach the shit out of that later. Your creature is reborn as she emerges from the dirt and you remember why you love her. She’s beautiful. Cracked open and freed you dry her off with a towel and kiss her forehead. You cook her dinner after airing out her place and she nearly pukes before once again adjusting to solids. You two talk about how you feel as the evening drags on into the long night. Two humans connecting, breaking bread and caring for eachother. Love wins
i realise this probably isn't going to move the revolution forward in any meaningful way but i do think we gotta kill these guys first
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I fucking love the music at trader Joe's. I'm so far from being "above" the music that plays at trader Joe's. If trader Joe's is the oceans bright surface I am a benthic organism. The sea floor is covered in free samples, both in my trader Joe's metaphor, and real life
I can see people’s auras but I don’t believe in that stuff so I just ignore it
Hello everyone. I'm an nb trans woman. i'm trying to complete my master's in environmental science. i have no money and my employer just this week dropped my hours to near zero. I need to bridge the gap to the next job. please, anything helps. If you like my posts, i invite you to donate.
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with the way people on this website talk about leather you'd think it magically spawns from cows without requiring any sort of intensive environmentally destructive tanning process and also that there is no such thing as cheap shitty leather that wears out in a year
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what a lot of people don't realize is that you can't actually be born in real life. the concepts of pregnancy, birth and motherhood are a scam made up by Fromsoftware in 2015 to sell more copies of Bloodborne
In an effort to make society more egalitarian they're not incarcerating me in a penthouse the way they would've a decade or so ago. But I still get my loyal fans to sneak me the privileges I am entitled to. The hose the screws are spraying me with? Gamer girl bath water
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