[fawfulydoo]

a heem heem………………………………sshasagjkrhf………… ouhg……..

[kaybonbon]

My husband found it necessary to get the thing for me and I love it.

Be sure to remember Sad™’s birthday next August.

[willgrahamscock]

the primal urge to give up before I've even begun

[stuckinapril]

the sexual tension between a 20something year old and having emotional stability

[stuckinapril]

my favorite part about being a 20something year old is thinking i’m emotionally stable and then having an absolute breakdown 2 seconds later

[pussyronin-deactivated20260120]

Laying my eggs live on dailymotion

[rakkiankh]

Even as a zelink shipper whenever people refer to Link and Zelda as soulmates it makes me laugh, cause yeah you're not wrong they totally are but Ganondorf is also technically their soulmate in that regard? The poly shippers have gotten around that issue but for everyone else he's literally born to third wheel. No wonder he's pissed, not only does he never get to realize his ambitions he's gotta watch that awkward teenage romance over and over for eternity. It's like he keeps scrolling past his NOTP and the block button isn't working. Bottling the princess just pisses off the other one, and the other one has the invincibility of a Nokia cell phone. What's a born hater to do

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[czesca]

why the FUCK are weekends only 2 days long do you really think that's enough to recover from the horrors of the work week. really.

[snudibranchs]

tumblr needs a “not for you” page where it just has things that you disagree with and make you angry

[byjove]

Imagine being the last owner of Hanako, that 226 year old Japanese koi that was spawned in 1751 and died in 1977. A fish that outlived 7 emperors. A fish that survived the Second World War. And she dies in your care. I would never recover.

[redstonedust]

love when you stop a cat from doing something and instead of understanding that they shouldnt be doing that theyre just like. ah sorry my good sir you seem to have interrupted me. no worries let me just shimmy past you and get a taste of that pan of hot oil. please.

[powerburial]

what's the matter honey? you've hardly touched your fleeting experience of time on earth

[escuerzoresucitado]

Good morning

[rhiannatruex]

knitted forest friends

[ifreit-deactivated20230830]

Girl but in a horrible and miserable way

[fairycosmos]

maybe we could all sit down for a glass of water together

[sweatermuppet]

being in yr 20s is abt experiencing the worst thing you can imagine & then having to go to the grocery store

[wvterways]

i will no longer be embarrassed i will no longer be a victim of insecurity i will no longer plague my mind with worries i exist i am allowed to exist i am allowed to take up space i will not let others dictate my experience i will live i will live i will live