Organized Mess™️

White, Bi, 20s

[gingik]

[threedollarsdotcom]

yaouch! that hurts me when you hit me until I'm blood

[maykitz]

remember how utterly inescapable how i met your mother used to be with the memes and references and barney and bro code and wait for it... and then the finale was so hated it vanished overnight

[mozilla-firefucks]

The finale so successfully erased the show from public consciousness, that when people tried to come up with a name for the "extremely popular show with finale so bad that people just immediately stop talking about it" phenomenon, people called it... the Game of Thrones Effect. HIMYM got memoryholed so hard that people forgot it even existed

[jayevrd]

witch kitty pile :]

[tall]

[cookiesandcustardcreams]

[cow-inthe-closet]

friend whos always planning everything: hey guys lets do something this week!! when are you all available?

friend whos always available: i can do whenever

friend whos constantly busy: im sorry i have work and then school and then the labyrinth and then more work :( i can do tuesday at 3:00 am for five minutes tho

friend with the randomly generated sleep schedule: (no response)

friend who went missing in the woods behind their house 12 years ago and hasn't been heard from since: (no response)

friend whos really into genshin impact: does anyone want to play genshin impact

[syrenki]

your daughter is a pleasure to have on the dashboard

[1percentcharge]

if I ever met Ryan Gosling I would be like omg Ryan I loved you in hey girl I mean they

[teathattast]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

Freed secunits form a squad and each have a drawer

[optimistinchief]

Facebook cuts off images and you have to tap them to see the whole thing.

[actualtree]

ITS ONLY JULY FIRST

[coolsadtrash]

[bugthingsdaily]

today's bug thing is this worm plush!

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I have so much respect for the wee girls who do cartwheels for no reason regardless of context. like it's just their default idle animation. nothing else is happening might as well be upside down for a moment. iconic tbh

[charlesoberonn]

[deadelated]

we all have the homie that's a cautionary tale

[deadelated]

had

[newyorkcitywater]

why is the human body composed of such capricious tubes