France

Viva la revolution!

[inflated-ego-offical]

im back from the void

still superior btw

[france-official]

i have 3 boywives and you dont, im better

[britain-offical]

"I may be on do not disturb be you can disturb me whenever you want, baby" but for the people I fear might have a mental breakdown at 2am

[france-official]

shut the fuck up i put my notifications off for a reason

[da-police-offical]

british?

Best way to be.

@britain-offical

[britain-offical]

yup x

[prussia-official]

You are weak

[britain-offical]

shush you don't even exist

[prussia-official]

DAD BEAT THIS BRIT'S ASS

[france-official]

Fine, get over here you toothless tea chugger

[da-police-offical]

I AM a criminal and you will NEVER catch me, mwhahaha

[throws baguette]

[france-official]

You called?

[france-unofficial]

im looking at my old asks in my inbox and.....

what is the context for half of these

[france-unofficial]

living my antidisestablishmentarianism obliteration

[france-unofficial]

appreciate you anon <3

appreciate you too anon...? im scared to open that link

[france-unofficial]

what

[france-unofficial]

....what???

[france-unofficial]

gasp

soup!!

...soup...?

no.

demons??? possesion??? WHAT???

[france-official]

LISTEN HERE YOU FUCKING FRAUD

[satan-offical]

When you show up to the siblings or dating competition and you see me and God

[atlas-beholds-her]

well?? which is it???????

[satan-offical]

Neither.

I hate god more than anything or anyone in this world. I wish to watch their flesh burn and charr under my hellfire, their eyes filled with pleading desperation as they slowly, and excruciatingly die to the power they brought onto me after they cast me down into my cage, metal bars lined with rage and detestation. I brought a sword to their neck and hesitated to slit their neck, unworthy of that rotten, lie spouting throat. Instead, I'll aim for the heart, but instead of breaking it like I did all the eons I've wasted my time hating them, I'll pierce it with the sharp, blood covered tip of my sword with a passionate hate so inhumane, not even the greatest depths of hell would have a punishment for that kind of crime.

[coquette-corpsie]

okay so dating

[satan-offical]

SHUT UP

[polls-offical]

enemies or dating folks?

Enemies ⚔️

Dating 💕

Voting ended onJan 11

[satan-offical]

STOP

[france-official]

Satan why are you so mean to me?

[britain-offical]

Since you made this on 4th of July that means we gave an actual reason to celebrate 4th of July that's important

yup. my thoughts exactly. I hope to grow so popular that the original reason that others celebrated it is forgotten. just like Christianity

[france-official]

Mon ami?

[da-police-offical]

british?

Best way to be.

@britain-offical

[britain-offical]

yup x

[prussia-official]

You are weak

[france-official]

Hon hon hon, the German is correct!