[memewhore]

[tamagotchi]

[uglysex]

i cant see my haters because i got cum in my eyes

[bob-belcher]

[st-swithin]

[threebigolsausages-deactivated2]

pebble: finally… after 6 million long years I have finally washed up on shore. no longer am I a slave to the tides, no long-

me [picking up pebble and chucking it into the ocean]: haha sploosh

[jigglypuffsvevo]

me: tries my darndest

me: isn’t worth a darn

[blookmallow]

my favorite thing about kermit the frog is that sometimes he makes this face

[shonensupreme]

[outofcontextarthur]

[nayx-deactivated20200109]

hm. didn’t want to see this

[coyotepack-official]

[paxamericana]

[vokodon]

“I hate to kill her but she sucks,” is a fucking brutal line.

[4a0000-deactivated20170115]

[bisexuanal]

Ever think about the popularity of read receipts on messaging apps really leads people to expect immediate responses and that reading and digesting a message before responding is now rude because you potentially are leaving someone on read?

[bisexuanal]

Like that’s not healthy communication babes.

[talesfromthecrypts]

Mickey and Mallory are the best thing to happen to mass murder since Manson.

[huffylemon]

[eelpatrickharris-deactivated202]

[mysharona1987]

[conscience-killer]

Everyone knows, you capture a leprechaun, you get three wishes, right?

[requested by anon]