Frank Renfield

I'm Count Dracula's lawyer.

[frank-renfield]

Happy Birthday to my wonderful friend, Frank! I hope you enjoy the flies!

Thank you, illustrious Master! Your glory is infinite!

[gatissed]

“Count Dracula has rights.” {bbc dracula}

[amoebasapph]

auto suggest bewilders me

[biglawbear]

No worries! I'm out walking

THE corpse

🚶🏻‍♀️🚶🏻‍♂️

[cartoons-and-vodka]

I don't know man, seems pretty gay to me 🤔🏳️‍🌈

[thecount-dracula]

@frank-renfield Happy Birthday, my friend. May your day be full of many lives. Thank you for always defending me.

[frank-renfield]

Thank you, Master.

[kkrazy256]

Happy Bite Your CEO Tuesday

[frank-renfield]

@thecount-dracula *bites you*

[textsfromcastlevania]

(352): My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.

[ubyr-babaj]

"Dracula" 1931 vs "Renfield" 2023 teaser comparison.

[i-am-renfield]

I will no longer tolerate abuse. 🙅‍♂️

Come see me, only in theaters April 14th. 

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[wertercatt]

*pushes the button and holds it down for an excessively long time before releasing it. and then waits*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[the-true-pink-ninja]

*presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the button* *presses the bu-

[oldblogbones-deactivated2022020]

[moved-2-sillyfunny]

*Just barely pushes down the button for a very short amount of time*

[grelliam]

[mageless]

*accidentally spills their water on the button and pressed it while trying to clean up*

[cypric-rat-hyperfixation]

[thecount-dracula]

@frank-renfield​

[lymphwyrm]

pulling out the old stuff. some guys from last year

[thecount-dracula]

Are your brides paying you a rent or something?

No. Frank makes all the money, he pays for everything.

[frank-renfield]

Well Master, if I may, that is not entirely correct. Everything was arranged for your inheritance from Lord Ruthven, and I am pleased to say that your own funds are, to say the least, in a good state!

[mr-te-ah-ti-me]

Found this big guy traped on the stairs at my house (he was the size of a hotdog). Did some searching and found out he's a death head hawkmoth caterpillar, pretty cool. We made sure to leave him near some plants he can eat and checked if he would survive the cold. He should be fine and will be an adorable omen of death in a couple of months.

[frank-renfield]

@thecount-dracula a gift for you, Master. This Omen of Death will fit perfectly in your Bog.

[frank-renfield]

Good evening Mister Renfield, I would require your help, as lawyer, regarding some matter of inheritance.

I'm all ears, my Lady.

[atlasmoonshine]

Posting some old bug pictures I've took~

[thecount-dracula]

"What's the difference between "bride" and "wife"? / Documentation. " And where could one find that documentation?

Talk to my lawyer, Frank.

[ihrinmunteanu-deactivated202604]

@frank-renfield i'd like to have a look at said documentation

[frank-renfield]

[the-brides-diaries]

We remember the October England drama when two brides pranked and angered Dracula and were locked in a coffin for 24 hours. We remember the table that was lost, which would foreshadow the door that was to be lost months later.

We remember.

[frank-renfield]