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I love gay people theres a guy in my neighborhood who named his one singular dog “simon and garfunkel”

just saw a pigeon doing the puffed up courtship dance thing to another pigeon, and as he was strutting around he suddenly stopped for a split second to do a very brief preen-peck at his own side, then returned to the strutting around. and i surprised myself by instantly losing respect for the male pigeon in that moment, like come on man i appreciate you had an itch or whatever but how is she supposed to feel special when you're getting distracted by bullshit like that? which on reflection i don't endorse, i mean those are pretty harsh dating norms i'm imposing on these pigeons, from a total outsider perspective, for no reason. probably not all girl pigeons are as uptight about that sort of thing as i would apparently be if i was a girl pigeon, maybe she even found it endearing who knows, i don't know her. it's none of my business really. sorry pigeons.

clairedflg

#lance from voltron they can never make me think you're cool and popular #no matter how hard people try #and people LOVE to try

yorkshirearthurdent

I think if I heard I Gotta Feeling by The Black Eyed Peas in the correct circumstances it could move me to tears. It's like the promise of a brighter future that never came to pass

lurrlonde

Been watching HXH lately

#hxh

makesyouevil

they’ve had this conversation one hundred times

#LOL #jjk

golongbyjoannanewsom

obsessed w this person in the replies

lakevida

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

aquilacalvitium

Jonathan on the 12th: This thing isn't human, I just watched him scale the bloody walls like a fucking lizard, what sort of beast am I forced to be in contact with????

Jonathan on the 15th: Saw the old bastard scaling the fucking wall again and honestly fuck this shit I am so over it hope he falls actually.