peanuts

A German born in Switzerland, who lived in France and tried to learn Italian but obviously failed, so ended up in the UK... kinda.

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[franklyju]

Yes but if it’s a 14 step day, this is also means that once you’ve started, even if you abandoned in the middle, you managed to complete a certain number of steps. This is more rewarding than simply just making coffee on a 1 step day.

[his-dark-memerials-deactivated2]

Asriel, with the most spirited look you could possibly have : Roger Parslow, i am very happy you came

Roger :

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

I need an Abba medley, cancel Madonna and just do a improv Mamma Mia

[scarletquinns-deactivated202012]

when europeans talk trash about eurovision: hahhah yes true when americans talk trash about eurovision: shut your fucking mouth

[invisiblepie]

Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover eve-

[inactivewhore]

So I found this on Twitter and it really did not disappoint

[anangryloaf]

verka serduchka is more iconic than madonna will ever be fight me

[lovemayble]

“You’re all winners.”

You clearly have no idea what Eurovision is about. If we don’t get those twelve points we choke all our neighbours.

[stikinprei]

europe when madonna walks on stage

[justme-ms]

Welcome home, Australia :D

[kurukka]

And goodbye UK

[girlsfrommars]

The UK is still a part of Europe… The European Union is not the same as Europe. The Eurovision song festival is for Europe as a whole, not the EU. It is a bit strange countries like Australia and Israel are included, but yeah, it’s nice to see something that isn’t about the USA for a change

[kurukka]

No, no, I’m actually disavowing UK this year

[girlsfrommars]

May I present this headline to you?

[kurukka]

Wtf

[ilikesallydonovan]

Vielleicht sollten wir einfach nochmal Guildo Horn senden.

[allthingsgerman]

Ich mein, er hat uns alle lieb.

[ilikesallydonovan]

Obwohl, Dieter Thomas Kuhn wär auch ne Idee.

[allthingsgerman]

Das schreit nach Duett.

[ilikesallydonovan]

Fetthaare + Föhnwelle = Perfektion.

[nissecore]

[backto-corneliastreet]

oh look its Australia

[yossiacar]

“voting starts now”

[mrianne]

so somebody on russian social network posted this and i can’t stop cackling

[pardonmyfrench-bitch]

HERE FOR THIS SEGMENT, FORMER CONTESTANT SINGING EACH OTHER’S SONGS SHOULD BE MANDATORY EVERY YEAR

[itsjusteurovision]

Europe right now 😁