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Janaina Medeiros
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shark vs the universe
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noise dept.
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Kaledo Art
trying on a metaphor
Show & Tell
TVSTRANGERTHINGS
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YOU ARE THE REASON
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sheepfilms
I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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DEAR READER
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Masterlist of polls
If anyone wants to filter out the polls, I'm going to tag everything with '#cdrama poll' going forward! (and please let me know if I forget!)
Current poll:
Most successful double agent
Minipoll - favourite soup type
Past polls are under the cut!
say what you will about the reserve bank of india these are some cracking coins
if Father Ted and Father Dougal got married (they can't but bear with me) Dougal would be like 'now that we're married I want to take your name' and Ted would be like great 👍 and then Dougal would go and change his name and when he got back Ted would greet him as 'Dougal Crilly' and he'd be like 'no?' and Ted would be like huh and then
punchline 1: Dougal's like 'Ted McGuire??' and Ted is like what? what have you done??
punchline 2: Dougal's like 'it's Dougal Ted??' and Ted's like 'but my last name is Crilly? and Dougal would be like 'it is??' and Ted would be like 'YES?' and Dougal would be like 'ah well I'm never going to remember that'
'are you shipping Father Ted and Father Dougal' no; Ted is doing some kind of tax dodging scheme.
in scenario 1 Ted would make him go back to get it corrected & then he got home be like 'ok, what's your name now?' and Dougal would be like 'Ted Crilly' and Ted would have to call the deed poll people like 'help my husband is trying to take my name' and they'd be like 'isn't that what happens when you get married' and Ted would be like 'no you don't understand. he's taken the whole thing.'
one of the funniest conversations I ever had with my ex was when they were still getting used to Celsius and asked me "what's 20 degrees?" and instead of converting it, I said "it's the highest your dad will ever let you set the thermostat and when you say you're cold he tells you to put on another sweater, we're not made of money" and they went "oh, 68"
the fact that this reference was that fucking precise was something they went on to tell people about for years.
Gotta tell you guys something wild in the Chinese fan sphere
So some fanartist drew a “sexy” (read: booby) version of a (cartoon) character who is traditionally very non-sexualised. Fans of the character got mad about it because it’s kind of groundbreaking how that character is written and portrayed and this art totally ignores the entire point of the character. They demanded the art be deleted. In response to that other people said, well what the fanartist did may be distateful but they have every right to draw what they’re into. The two sides fight for days and each starts a harassment campaign and even report their “opponents’” accounts.
So far so typical. But things eventually come to a head and they decide that this will be settled by votes - not through a poll. Through donations to a children’s education charity via each side’s portal. Whoever can get the highest amount of donation wins.
And that is how this charity received over 1 million in donations in three days lol. Oh btw the “freedom of expression” side won by a landslide (960k to 40k)
trying to explain to people that the cursed amulet and i have genuinely bonded. we are PALS now. "the fact you don't want to take it off is proof it's controlling you" i want to keep wearing it bc im enjoying hanging out with my buddy. not everything is nefarious. we're doing girl time
the U.S. Department of Cruelty has mandated that starting May 5th all lowland gorillas in Virunga National Park must be addicted to tobacco products to avoid drone strikes
(guy who doesnt even like dating) ok well does anyone want to get entranced by my whole deal or no.
Catalog of Fancy's crimes! (Incomplete!)
Food Crimes: Bread vandalism (2x), drug-fueled strawberry theft, animal cracker pickpocketing.
Violence: Assault (ass-biting), assault (balloon-popping), assault (screamed at and hit an old man).
Destruction of Property: IRREPARABLE DAMAGE TO KEYBOARD, puzzle ripping, art project demolition.
To be continued....
a really funny thing about working with seeds in a day to day capacity is that you really need the seeds to stay in one place at any given moment, and the seeds disagree. so it’s just like, seeds end up on the floor. seeds end up on the desk. seeds appear in the crack between the glass plate of the microscope stage and its surrounding metal casing. seeds are around the dumpster outside. sweeping up seeds, patching up bags of seeds, picking seeds off your clothes and from between keyboard keys, very carefully transferring seeds into containers less likely to cause catastrophe should the seeds breach containment, like it’s just an uphill battle built into the work. almost as if the seeds are hyperevolved to disperse themselves or something
Sam Reid and Jacob Anderson Read Thirst Tweets
Chris Sheban
it’s always so meaningful when someone interprets you accurately, or says a spark of a phrase, a half-a-sentence, that resonates with you so intimately that it feels like they’ve dipped a finger in a lake of you and made a ripple that goes on and on and on
I’M SORRY BUT THE DESIGN SLAPS??
THE COMPOSITION
THE BALANCE
THE SILHOUETTE
The whole "Elvis sighting" thing is hilarious because, like, the first documented career Elvis impersonators began working over twenty years before the guy even died. I wonder why a public figure who has a whole industry of people who look and sound like him would generate an unusual number of posthumous sightings? It Is A Mystery.
