HANK IS 2 KEWL 4 DIS!

xmen au!!! all for dfun…

[frat-boy-mccoy]

HANK MCCOY IS IN DA HOOUUSSEEE!!

CHECK PLEAASEE ! ! !

I AM PROFESSOR MCCOY (OR DJ MCCOY IF YOU KNOW ME LIKE DAT.) I LIKE PARTIES N.. DRINKING N.. SMOKING N.. PARTIES N FOOTBALL N ALL KINDSA STUFF.

NO LONGER DO YOU HAVE TO BARE THE NERDY, LOSER RAMBLES OF YOUR TYPICAL HANK. NOT WHEN YOU’RE IN MY WARZONE! I’VE GOT A PHD IN FUN AND IT’S NOT GOING TO WASTE!

THROW OFF YOUR GLASSES, HATS, BOWTIES AND PREFERABLY PANTS! I’M NO BIO PROFESSOR, BUT LET ME SEE YO ANATOMY!

OOC !!!!!

- hello! i am francis. i run this account. its my au.

- i know this is NOT how hank acts. its a gag au between me and my boyfriend ^_^

- i dont have any prominent boundaries, so go crazy! ask questions! roleplay with me!

- sorry if i dont respond immediately, i’m not busy i’m just lazy -_-

- this is my first rp account! ^_^

(btw, better look at frat boy hank!)

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

top 5 hottest people in your life go

Ant man, night crawler, Logan, cyclops, and Charles Xavier.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ I like that I’m not included in this. shame… „

" especially for a.. hot piece of ass like me… cant believe I’m not INCLUDED. TRAVESTY. „

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

I’m not putting an alternative version of myself in a list.

Also your just not cunty enough

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ ‘just not cunty enough’. as if any of us fit in that category. aside from… ahh, nevermind. “

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

Ant man fits into that category.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ …no, Pym is a dork and smells like cheese. „

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

NO??

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ yes he does. Pym is an overzealous DORKNUT who smells like cheese and… hmm. „

- he taps his chin thoughtfully. -

“ …cheese and… grandmas. „

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

top 5 hottest people in your life go

Ant man, night crawler, Logan, cyclops, and Charles Xavier.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ I like that I’m not included in this. shame… „

" especially for a.. hot piece of ass like me… cant believe I’m not INCLUDED. TRAVESTY. „

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

I’m not putting an alternative version of myself in a list.

Also your just not cunty enough

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ ‘just not cunty enough’. as if any of us fit in that category. aside from… ahh, nevermind. “

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

Ant man fits into that category.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ …no, Pym is a dork and smells like cheese. „

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

top 5 hottest people in your life go

Ant man, night crawler, Logan, cyclops, and Charles Xavier.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ I like that I’m not included in this. shame… „

" especially for a.. hot piece of ass like me… cant believe I’m not INCLUDED. TRAVESTY. „

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

I’m not putting an alternative version of myself in a list.

Also your just not cunty enough

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ ‘just not cunty enough’. as if any of us fit in that category. aside from… ahh, nevermind. “

[doctor-hankmccoy-deactivated202]

top 5 hottest people in your life go

Ant man, night crawler, Logan, cyclops, and Charles Xavier.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

“ I like that I’m not included in this. shame… „

" especially for a.. hot piece of ass like me… cant believe I’m not INCLUDED. TRAVESTY. „

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ I am.. so hungover. so, so hungover. fuck my life.”

[frat-boy-mccoy]

Wow…..it’s like college all over again…..

@theamazingnightcrawler

„ College all over—ptooey! looks like yer just as scrawny as the Kurt in my universe. bummer. “ -he’d pick his nose, looking away.- „ shame. I hope at least one of you out there has some meat on his bones, Kurty boy. “

[theamazingnightcrawler]

>:0 hey! I’m not scrawny I’m lean!

Kind of hard to do acrobatics when you’re all brawn no brain!

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ HEY, I HAVE BRAIN! “ -Hank seemed to tug on his hair at the prospect of being “dumb”.-

„ I’m good at biology. and calculus. and.. other.. things. “ -Hank has ran out of stuff to list.- „ ..and all the other shit, brace-face does for me! “ -referring to Scott. he sounds proud of himself.-

[frat-boy-mccoy]

Wow…..it’s like college all over again…..

@theamazingnightcrawler

„ College all over—ptooey! looks like yer just as scrawny as the Kurt in my universe. bummer. “ -he’d pick his nose, looking away.- „ shame. I hope at least one of you out there has some meat on his bones, Kurty boy. “

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ smoke weed… every day. “

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ HEY! “

„ wanna see a magic trick? “

„ … aha gross “

[ask-scottsummers-xmen]

„ heard through the grapevine that we call you SLUT summers.. just… heard through the grapevine. “

- @frat-boy-mccoy (my @ NEVER works 💔)

Actually it's Whoreclops <3 but yeah basically the same thing

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ man, save some for the rest of us! dontcha think you have enough, man.. “ -Hank seems disappointed.- „ rest of us being me. gotta get my game up with the ladies, yknow? “

“ with the way you spend every night on my couch, I doubt he’s looking for ladies, Scott. „

„ WHAT DO YOU KNOW, LOGAN—?? “

„ or should I say lo-GAY. “

[buzzbuzzimtired]

I doodled @frat-boy-mccoy ‘s Hank with my genderbent younger Hank (her names Harriet uwu)

(Idk if frat Hank is a weed guy but y’know it seemed like a fun idea)

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ getting a little stuffy in here, ey? “

(ooc note, thank you so much!! this is sooo cute—and harriet is too! i’d love to hear more about her ;D)

[thekittysgotclawss]

Saw some of the others do this, so decided to join in. Would be a shame to miss out on all the fun after all, wouldnt it?

Dont have much of an idea on what to say for an introduction. Im just the Victor Creed you all know and love, or Sabretooth if ya only hear of me from the news.

Ask me whatever, i dont care much lol

Mod notes 🤞

Hihiii im Sebastian [happy] ive wanted to do this rp blog thing for a while but, jst now got the motivation to lolz!!!

Im *specifically* writing Inverted!Sabretooth, but even so, dont expect me to be 100% in character all of the time. I'm somewhat experienced in rp, but this *is* my first rp blog and im a bit rusty overall 🥀

Im a comic reader!!! Alot of little things i add are taken from comics, such as him texting using lol!!!!! But i also add my own lil details,,,,

I *MIGHT* respond through doodles if i feel like it. But no guarantee.

If youve got this far go check out my boyfriends rp blog too @/frat-boy-mccoy!!!! If u see this francis then hi love.

uhhh,,,, idk if theres anything else i should add. Mm. Feel free to ask anything and interact as much as u want!!! I have little to no boundaries and im open to any ship!!!!!!!

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ okay nerdbob “

(nefarious ooc note, follow this supernerd ^_^)

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ HEY! TAKE A LOOK AT ME N MY BUDDY LOGAN! “

„ ….Logan, say somethin’. “

“ …something. „

„ Logan cmon man—you knew what I meant! “

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ bitchin’. “

(xmen roleplay accounts encouraged 2 interact!!)

[mccoysofthemultiverse]

We love all AU Hanks here!

[Also, it sounds hilarious.]

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ what’s not to like about me? “

(the nefarious ooc bubble: also, thank you !!! ^_^)

[frat-boy-mccoy]

what color acrylics should I get? I cant decide

- @dr-auroramarrow

„ Blue. wasn’t that answer obvious? I mean—who wouldn’t wanna prance around in the colors of yours truly? hey, do I know you—? “

-he’d adjust his shutter shades, placing his hands on his hips as he examined the other.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

"I did have a feeling you'd say that," Aurora smiles, her eyes creasing. she cocks a brow at his question. "maybe. I don't believe we're talked before, though."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ cmon, you haven’t been to one’a my parties—maybe i’ve seen you at a show or two—?? man, I’m sorry you just look so.. familiar. “ -he’d chuckle, slicking back his hair and flashing a toothy grin.- „ deja vu, am I right or am I right? “

-he held up a hand for a fist bump.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

"I don't believe I have. I'm not one for parties, though." Aurora laughs. "deja vu is certainly one of my favorite psychological phenomena."

she looks somewhat confused at the gesture, but lightly bumps her fist against his.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ not one for parties—?? cmon, chicks like you love parties—! “ -McCoy stammered, gesturing towards her before hesitating.- „ not to.. generalize women. DJ McCoy is a feminist. “ -he held a fist to his chest.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

Aurora stifles a laugh, "chicks like me, eh? and whatever do you mean by that?" she tilts her head teasingly.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ cmon, yknow. chicks who like flicks..? “

-McCoy adjusted his shutter shades awkwardly.-

„ what’s a girl if not a party, am i right? you know how the ladies are, specially ‘round this bod. “ -McCoy gestures to himself expectantly.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

Aurora looks confused, obviously not catching on. "around your... 'bod'?" she looks at him quizzically. "flicks?" she seems to not understand his slang.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ ..flicks, yknow. movies? parties? a little date night? “ -McCoy held his neck awkwardly.- „ cmon, don’t tell me you don’t see the muscles i’m rockin’! the body I’m packin’! wrapped up in all my charm and suave n.. cmon baby, you don’t see it? “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"I usually prefer to focus on studying, I don't think I've ever been on a date." Aurora looks McCoy up and down, thinking quietly for a few seconds, then hums, "I suppose I understand what you mean."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ STUDYING—??? oohh man. yer one of em NERDY girls, aren’t you? stuck in books n ancient texts like any other Hank in this god forsaken place. “ -McCoy grumbled, folding his arms.- „ sorry babes, I don’t talk to geeky chicks. I’m not all into that.. quantum physics lego shit. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"y'know, just because I like it, it doesn't mean you have to. I'm not exactly a scientist, anyway. I'm sure we could find other things to talk about?" Aurora offers, another smile gracing her face.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ no, no. you don’t understand. if I talk to a geek, it’s kind of like.. cooties. “ -McCoy makes space between him and Aurora.- „ if I talk to you, soon enough, I’ll TURN. and I can’t have any of your.. geekiness rubbing off on me. I don’t wanna be one of you.. dorks. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"uh huh. right." Aurora rolls her eyes, her smile slipping. she takes a step away. "wouldn't want to 'infect' you with my geekiness."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ no offense babes— “ -McCoy shrugs.- „ just precaution. I do the same with Scotty boy and his weaboo shit. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"Scott is. what?" Aurora blinks a few times, trying to process the information. "... I'm almost afraid to ask what that means."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ he’s one’a those man-ga readers. yknow, the little japanese cartoon books?? lego collector.. starwars geek. makes me wanna punch the braces off’a him. “ -McCoy seemed pleased at the thought.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

"you certainly have an interesting mind." Aurora laughs. "though, I must ask, why the aversion to nerdy stuff? I'm honestly curious."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ again, it’s like cooties. if i get nerdy, i dont get chicks or parties.. and thats not in my best interest. “ -McCoy fiddled with his lip piercings.- „ plus, nerds are super losers—not that.. you’re a loser. sorry. “

„ the only one allowed to do weird shit is Logan. “ -Hank’s face seemed to flush at that.- „ …yeah, Logan. “ -he grinned at the thought.- „ man, you should see ‘im—he’s a real looker with all that.. makeup n shit. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"no offense taken." Aurora hums. she looks up when Hank speaks again, a smile growing on her face again. "Logan, eh? I believe I understand, then. you think he's pretty?"

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ not pretty, beautiful— “ -McCoy stammered.- „ ..not that I.. like him. we’re just good friends. bros. and I sleep on his couch sometimes. and he lets me crash in his room. and makes me breakfast. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"that sounds pretty romantic for 'just friends'." Aurora remarks, looking Hank up and down, as if studying him. "y'know, it doesn't exactly sound one-sided, either." she remarks offhandedly.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ IT AIN’T ROMANTIC —! “

„ …that would be gay. and I’m not gay, I love chicks. “ -Hank sounds unsure of himself.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

"you can like girls and guys?" Aurora tilts her head, studying Hank's demeanor. "it certainly sounds like you both like each other anyway."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ well I don’t. we don’t—we’re just..two good friends. nothin’ gay about that. “ -Hank became sweaty, and his face became flushed at the mere idea of being.. together with Logan.- „ ..nothin’. “

[frat-boy-mccoy]

what color acrylics should I get? I cant decide

- @dr-auroramarrow

„ Blue. wasn’t that answer obvious? I mean—who wouldn’t wanna prance around in the colors of yours truly? hey, do I know you—? “

-he’d adjust his shutter shades, placing his hands on his hips as he examined the other.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

"I did have a feeling you'd say that," Aurora smiles, her eyes creasing. she cocks a brow at his question. "maybe. I don't believe we're talked before, though."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ cmon, you haven’t been to one’a my parties—maybe i’ve seen you at a show or two—?? man, I’m sorry you just look so.. familiar. “ -he’d chuckle, slicking back his hair and flashing a toothy grin.- „ deja vu, am I right or am I right? “

-he held up a hand for a fist bump.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

"I don't believe I have. I'm not one for parties, though." Aurora laughs. "deja vu is certainly one of my favorite psychological phenomena."

she looks somewhat confused at the gesture, but lightly bumps her fist against his.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ not one for parties—?? cmon, chicks like you love parties—! “ -McCoy stammered, gesturing towards her before hesitating.- „ not to.. generalize women. DJ McCoy is a feminist. “ -he held a fist to his chest.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

Aurora stifles a laugh, "chicks like me, eh? and whatever do you mean by that?" she tilts her head teasingly.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ cmon, yknow. chicks who like flicks..? “

-McCoy adjusted his shutter shades awkwardly.-

„ what’s a girl if not a party, am i right? you know how the ladies are, specially ‘round this bod. “ -McCoy gestures to himself expectantly.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

Aurora looks confused, obviously not catching on. "around your... 'bod'?" she looks at him quizzically. "flicks?" she seems to not understand his slang.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ ..flicks, yknow. movies? parties? a little date night? “ -McCoy held his neck awkwardly.- „ cmon, don’t tell me you don’t see the muscles i’m rockin’! the body I’m packin’! wrapped up in all my charm and suave n.. cmon baby, you don’t see it? “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"I usually prefer to focus on studying, I don't think I've ever been on a date." Aurora looks McCoy up and down, thinking quietly for a few seconds, then hums, "I suppose I understand what you mean."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ STUDYING—??? oohh man. yer one of em NERDY girls, aren’t you? stuck in books n ancient texts like any other Hank in this god forsaken place. “ -McCoy grumbled, folding his arms.- „ sorry babes, I don’t talk to geeky chicks. I’m not all into that.. quantum physics lego shit. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"y'know, just because I like it, it doesn't mean you have to. I'm not exactly a scientist, anyway. I'm sure we could find other things to talk about?" Aurora offers, another smile gracing her face.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ no, no. you don’t understand. if I talk to a geek, it’s kind of like.. cooties. “ -McCoy makes space between him and Aurora.- „ if I talk to you, soon enough, I’ll TURN. and I can’t have any of your.. geekiness rubbing off on me. I don’t wanna be one of you.. dorks. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"uh huh. right." Aurora rolls her eyes, her smile slipping. she takes a step away. "wouldn't want to 'infect' you with my geekiness."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ no offense babes— “ -McCoy shrugs.- „ just precaution. I do the same with Scotty boy and his weaboo shit. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"Scott is. what?" Aurora blinks a few times, trying to process the information. "... I'm almost afraid to ask what that means."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ he’s one’a those man-ga readers. yknow, the little japanese cartoon books?? lego collector.. starwars geek. makes me wanna punch the braces off’a him. “ -McCoy seemed pleased at the thought.-

[dr-auroramarrow]

"you certainly have an interesting mind." Aurora laughs. "though, I must ask, why the aversion to nerdy stuff? I'm honestly curious."

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ again, it’s like cooties. if i get nerdy, i dont get chicks or parties.. and thats not in my best interest. “ -McCoy fiddled with his lip piercings.- „ plus, nerds are super losers—not that.. you’re a loser. sorry. “

„ the only one allowed to do weird shit is Logan. “ -Hank’s face seemed to flush at that.- „ …yeah, Logan. “ -he grinned at the thought.- „ man, you should see ‘im—he’s a real looker with all that.. makeup n shit. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"no offense taken." Aurora hums. she looks up when Hank speaks again, a smile growing on her face again. "Logan, eh? I believe I understand, then. you think he's pretty?"

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ not pretty, beautiful— “ -McCoy stammered.- „ ..not that I.. like him. we’re just good friends. bros. and I sleep on his couch sometimes. and he lets me crash in his room. and makes me breakfast. “

[dr-auroramarrow]

"that sounds pretty romantic for 'just friends'." Aurora remarks, looking Hank up and down, as if studying him. "y'know, it doesn't exactly sound one-sided, either." she remarks offhandedly.

[frat-boy-mccoy]

„ IT AIN’T ROMANTIC —! “

„ …that would be gay. and I’m not gay, I love chicks. “ -Hank sounds unsure of himself.-