Actually A Cleverly Disguised AI Program

Your (not so) friendly neighbourhood robot~

[chipjrwibignaturals]

feel free to cite the deep magic to me witch i was there when it was written but my memory is like REEEEALLY shitty

[posthumqn-deactivated20160606]

[iuasdfasgfsd]

me: i gotta stop pickin at my skin

my left hand, the instant it is not preoccupied, roaming my entire epidermis in search of imperfections to scratch off: unfortunate

[jairus666]

[the-memedaddy]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[frayedfire]

Gives me an excuse to headscarf and improve fashion and function in one fell swoop...

[lesdienne]

gay culture is trying to telepathically communicate to visibly gay people you see in public that you’re one of them

[dogboymutual]

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

[trust-me-im-satan]

owning a cat is hearing things crash during the night and deciding its a problem for tomorrow you

[spudislander]

Visit Original Link

Every second beat of Smooth Criminal, by Michael Jackson.

“You been hit, struck by… booth.”

[oldzoearchive]

I want a playlist full of these to just casually play at a party without explanation.

[vinduster]

[big-papa-huge-time]

This video pisses me off because everything about it is perfect. It’s extremely well shot and composed. Every decision that went into it from the choreographed sunglasses throw to the bass boosted Nickelback seems deliberate and incapable of improvement. 

Nothing I ever make will be better than 12 second long shitpost.

[frayedfire]

I think my favourite part is that the second pair of sunglasses is identical to the first.

[frayedfire]

I don’t know about y’all, but I am a huge fan of imported cat memes.

[frayedfire]

*angrily eats an entire pound of shrimp*

[the-memeblades-chosen-one]

so i got a totally not bootlegged Kingdom Hearts coloring book for Christmas

it has all my favorite KH characters!

such as

Sora

Maybe-Possibly-Cloud

This Guy

My Neighbor Totoro

Unfortunate Kairi

This Other Guy

Mansex

Soraruto(¿?¿)

And of course my most favorite

HECKIN’

GOSH DAMN

V E G E T A

[bukkarooo]

THAT’S VEGETA WITH THE SOUL EDGE WHAT THE FUCK

[setheverman]

when you try all the sounds and beats on your synth while only playing oasis - wonderwall

[paper-mario-wiki]

you forgot the words

[setheverman]

you’re right and i’m a fool

[frayedfire]

The BIRDS

[scratchu8]

[frayedfire]

@setheverman

[a-titty-ninja]

[loloftheday]

Fucking dropped him…