[areallycreativeusername]

[xcurrerbellx-deactivated2020082]

You used to be shy, now you're a whore

Character development

[memewhore]

[teacupsandtimelords]

Fun Fact! Two Weeks Notice is not a REQUIREMENT in any sense of the word. It’s a nicety. A polite gesture, and only polite for the MANAGEMENT because THEY want time to find someone to replace you. They cannot withhold your last paycheck if you refuse to give two weeks notice, and they cannot force you to work the two weeks. Additionally, they cannot report that to any future employers who call them regarding your work history. In fact, they’re not allowed to comment on your performance AT ALL! Legally they are only allowed to confirm that you were an employee during the dates you list - anything else and they open themselves up to civil lawsuits in which they can be sued for damages for any number of reasons. So fuck Two Weeks Notice. if you work for a fucked company, they deserve to get fucked in return.

[continent-of-wild-endeavor]

If you ever feel bad about not giving two weeks' notice, or like you're being unprofessional/unfair, think about this: If your boss fired you, would they give YOU two weeks' notice? Or would they have you escorted out of the building then and there? Anything they don't owe you, you don't owe them. Fuck 'em.

[astrobro]

Double ended fleshlight so we can both be tops and make out at the same time

[soygucci]

Chinese finger trap

[blackfilmmakers]

I love the SciFi genre but y’all need to quit acting like a bunch of White guys making stories about alien racism and colonization are such woke works

These are stories framed with a white gaze in mind, 99.99999% of the time? These stories got tons of race issues

[cozymountaincoffee]

Early Riser

Wake up early. Not because “the early bird catches the worm.” Not to force yourself to be more productive. Not to “rise and grind” your life away.

Do it for entirely the opposite reasons. 

Give yourself a chance to slow down before the hurriedness of the day envelopes your thoughts and your body. Do the thing that relaxes you. Do the thing you love that you never have time to do. Allow yourself to be still and intentionally prepare for the day ahead. 

Wake up early to find your magic, and use it to forge through your day. 

[horrorgay]

The only realistic gay/straight interaction

[sarcoptid]

FITTED TO WHOM

[sparkytheandroid]

MEEEEEEEEEEEE BABYYYYYYYYYYY!!!

[sarcoptid]

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[detournementsmineurs]

Unsettling Ceramics by Sarah Duyer.

[avant-gardevoir-old-deactivated]

[angelicguy]

[angelicguy]

of course the fuckign flubber gif doesnt work. my life is hell

[demonius-darkblade]

got my gym leader title revoked in disgrace because i got drunk and tweeted “rock and ground is the same thing”

[lessboogey]

Junji Ito  //  Hayao Miyazaki

[leanderqueenie]

The world if your favourite band is the Beatles:

The world if you fucking hate the Beatles:

[naponaponaponapo]

[userarmand]

trixya vs. the Straights™

[toastbutteregg]

[iguanamouth]

i asked around for what kinda dream drinks youd like to order at a cafe somewhere and these are some of the responses sippppp sip sip sip

[dandinspo]

Goblin Starbucks?

[takemetotheastral]

I’m concerned but I trust the blue drink