Propaganda I Am Not Falling For (Game of Thrones/House of the Dragon/ASOIAF edition)
GRRM is going to ride on his white horse and write a Hollywood ending to ASOIAF that makes everyone happy (lol)
GRRM is going to finish TWOW someday
GRRM is going to finish TWOW and A Dream of Spring, but only after all of the spinoffs have finished airing, even the ones that don't exist yet
GRRM is going to finish ALL of his unfinished ASOIAF projects before he dies
GRRM considers Dany to be the only important character in the book series. No one else matters. He will never, ever write anything bad happening to her or show her failing in any way. The series will end up with her single handedly defeating the Night King (even though he doesn't really exist in the books yet), conquering Westeros, and being worshipped by everyone who lives there.
Only people who are delusional think the story is about the Starks at all.
Anything bad that has ever happened in the fandom is the fault of the Jonsas, even though they are usually the victims of most of the bullying and physical threats
Jonerys/Dany/Emilia fans have the God-given right to threaten, harass, and belittle anyone who insults their kween and anyone who calls attention to it is the real villains.
Sophie Turner deserved to have her Stark tattoo scratched out and she is actually the bully for defending herself against the fans who threatened her
Sophie should be pushed in the river and drowned for calling attention to her pregnancy (ships wars are so fun, guys. WTF?)
Kit Harington owed it to Dany/Jonerys/Emilia fans to hook up with Emilia IRL and give the fans "a real boat baby". When he declined and knocked up his wife instead, he was a LIAR and a HYPOCRITE and those fans will never forgive him for not giving into their delusions
It was disgusting that Rose Leslie walked around in public and did PR for her projects when she was pregnant. Decent pregnant women should hide their stomachs from view to avoid upsetting the sensitivities of vulnerable fans
Rose and Kit were WHORING their son out by occasionally taking him out in public as an infant. He too should be hidden to avoid upsetting fans
Kit expressing his gratitude to Rose for sticking with him through his personal problems means he is only with her out of guilt and doesn't really love her. This proves (somehow) that Emilia is his one true love.
Kit was desperately jealous of Ben Barnes for being in the quickly canceled Shadow and Bone and is upset he is not good enough to be in this generic fantasy series
Leigh Bardugo (author of Shadow and Bone) should be shamed for not loving The Darkling (her own creation) as much as Ben Barnes did and for being a secret Jonsa.
Sophie and Rose are LAZY and PATHETIC for working less in the years when they had back to back pregnancies. Being a mom isn't a REAL job, you know.
Kit and Rose are both jobless and no one will hire them, despite having back to back projects.
Kit is actually a loser because he HAS to work. A real man wouldn't need a job.
The Game of Thrones franchise is a failed franchise because it has only produced two spin-offs in six years. It is not clear how many spin-offs would need to be produced to be successful.
Game of Thrones should have gone on for fifteen seasons like GRRM wanted even though he refuses to write source material. The show also should have taken a time out and allow him to finish writing. If the actors complain, TOO BAD! They absolutely signed a contract to let GRRM do whatever he wanted.
King Bran is absolutely a terrific idea and not a monstrous theocracy come to life.
Giving Gendry a random title so Arya and Gendry couldn't run off together made total sense.
Arya and Brianne were victims of cruel sexism because the show would not let them rule as queens, have a quiet male consort, and end up wives and mothers.
Despite Jon verbalizing his exact wishes out loud and making it clear for years he hates being given authority of any kind, he has always longer to be a king and it is cruel and barbaric to not saddle him a title he would hate.
Jon is totally NOT living his best gay wildling life with Tormund right now.
GRRM is the only person who didn't love season two of HOTD.
Ryan Condal is absolutely a terrific showrunner who knows what the fuck he is doing.
Alicent somehow has proved herself virtuous by offering her entire family up for slaughter.
Rhaenys's decisions and loyalties totally make sense. Who wouldn't devote herself to the woman who she thinks killed both of her children?
Daemon is a terrific husband and father despite not showing any interest in any of his children and killing and strangling two of his wives.
Ewan Mitchell screentime absolutely wasn't atrociously wasted this past season.
Viserys was a wise and noble king and not an absolute clusterfuck of a ruler and human being in every way.
We will see Daeron someday. Hope springs eternal!