"I'm a bored housewife. I got into a fender-bender and I had an affair with him that made me feel young again for five fucking minutes, and now not only is the hot part over, but I'm left sitting here having to defend myself to some smug little douche who my daughter hit on because she was mad at me for cheating on her poor, innocent dad, so if that's what you're playing gotcha over, arrest me already."
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↳Shauna Shipman (Yellowjackets)















