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So far, we’ve opened a couple different platforms for future use. Getting pretty comfortable with the feel of Sharesome and MeWe.
https://sharesome.com/sex-plorers/
Profile of sex-plorers (@sex-plorers) - Sharesome
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Free Rope Tutorial Masterlist
new and improved! updated 7/24/18
Safety
Anatomy for Rope with IPcookiemonster Shibari Safety by DeGiotto Rope Shibari Safety by Esinem. (Part One) (Part Two)
Beginner
How to Coil Rope by Degiotto Rope How to Join Ropes by @wykd-dave Twisted Monk How-to: over a dozen beginner-friendly faves, including: *karada (aka diamond harness or body harness) *pentagram harness *single column tie *basic chest harness *strapon harness *basic hair tie @ropebaby‘s youtube channel, featuring: rope bra basic crotch rope diamond crotch rope rope corset and more! Futomomo by Degiotto Rope Triangle Chest Harness by Tied Up Tee Hishi Body Tie by Epic Rope Hishi (Diamond) Leg Tie by EpicRope
Ties for Partners (Intermediate)
Hogtie by Twisted Monk Hishi TK by EpicRope
Hip Harnesses (Intermediate/Advanced)
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Gote Shibari (also called a TK) by Esinem Fluid Strappado for Limited Flexibility by Moco
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How to Choose the Perfect Sex Toy (Vulva Edition) - Ep 70
Choosing a sex toy can be overwhelming. There’s so many different types! How can you figure out which is the best one for you? This week we deviate from our regular format to spill all of Sunny’s secrets for finding the perfect sex toy. She drops gems about sex toys facts and myths, determining which materials are safe, and how to figure out your body’s specific pleasure response and match that up to a complimentary sex toy. Find out which pleasure tools knock it out of the park and which ones aren’t worth bothering with. You’ll also get a great vulva pleasure anatomy lesson and learn the latest about personal lubricants too. Whether you’re new to toys or an aficionado, this special episode is guaranteed to help you get the most bang (yes, that’s a sex pun) for your buck.
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Skirts can always be shorter!
There is literally no limit on how short a skirt can be. That means, we can always go shorter. No matter how short a skirt is, we can wear a shorter skirt the next day. Use this to your advantage. You can always improve, no matter what. You really can’t hit a limit on skirt length.
You don’t even have to start with the shortest micro mini. Start with a normal skirt and the next day, wear a shorter one. Maybe you just pulled it up a bit higher, maybe you switched into a 1mm shorter skirt. It does not matter. What matters is, that today your skirt is shorter than it was yesterday. And tomorrow it will be even shorter. Steady improvement wins the race, so don’t rush it if you feel uncomfortable.
And don’t forget, pantyhose are an awesome trick to deal with feeling uncomfortable and exposed in short skirts. Wear them until you feel more relaxed. Just remember to wear a shorter skirt each day. Every. Single. Day.
Don’t let you silly modesty prevent you from being the best slut you can be.
Remember that time you got hypnotized?
It was pretty amazing. I still think about it now and then.
You don’t think about it, or you don’t remember?
What do you mean you’re not sure?
Do you not remember, or is it so far past that it just doesn’t come up?
How long ago was it, anyway? It seems like it could be yesterday or at least last week.
Time’s weird that way, you know, how our mind grasps it and then doesn’t?
It feels like the memory is tied to a particular second and as that second passes by the memory is pulled back with it, but when you recall it it attaches to the current second that’s already pulling away.
It’s like each time you replicate the memory for this little piece of the timeline it loses a bit of its fidelity with the original?
You obviously remember the important stuff, though, but when you got hypnotized that was important, too, or at least it seemed that way.
Maybe it wasn’t that important to remember after all.
The Best Sex Toy Ever
“I just got the best sex toy in the world,” she whispered in my ear. “It’s outside around the corner.” “Your sex toy is around the corner? What is it?” “It’s my dad’s 1966 Buick Electra.” “You’re fucking with me!” My mouth was hanging open and my eyes were wide. She took me by the hand and pulled me outside, around the corner, down the quiet street until we stopped in front of her little toy, sitting there under a street lamp like it had grown there. She reached out with the keys, opened the front door and climbed in on her hands and knees. The front seat was so big that by the time she crawled over to the driver’s side I was in behind her with a hand up her skirt. I slid my fingers up the back of her thigh and I leaned in and kissed her perfect ass. She rolled over and leaned against the door looking at me seductively. “What do you think?” she asked as she pulled the straps of her dress off her shoulders. With the other hand she pulled her dress up on one side until she was a pornographic vision of bare breasts and black panties. I leaned in and kissed her and she undid my tie as I pulled the black silk off her hips. I bumped the steering wheel as I moved my mouth down to her neck and breast, and she tried to get at my zipper around the blinker. I finally leaned back on the huge bench seat and pulled her to my lap. I tugged both straps down and kissed her ample cleavage as she lifted me hard and ready from my jeans. She teased her lips with the head of my cock, making sure we were both ready, and as she slowly lowered herself down around me she whispered in my ear. “Daddy would be so proud. It’s just like when I was in school.” I pulled her to me and kissed her again. She loves to talk during sex, and there was nothing I could do but enjoy it. “You fucked in this car in high school?” I asked. “I lost my virginity right here,” she said as she placed her hands on the ceiling. “I was sixteen and no one would have known a damn thing if Dad hadn’t noticed a footprint on the front window.” I rolled her onto her back so I could fuck her properly and her foot shot out to just where it must have been all those years ago. Her story moved into pleading and we grunted and squeaked on the leather seats as our skin struggled for contact. Every once in a while I’d see the lights of passing car go by, and I’d fucked her harder. I could tell she was coming when she told me pull her hair, and when she told me someone was watching she was long gone. She screamed and I moaned as I exploded inside her and we bit each other’s lips until they were tender and red. Back at the bar I asked her how long she had the car. “Two weeks.” “So, we can do that again?” I asked. “Next time you have to be driving it.”
–Guy New York
The Lube Experiment for Platinum Silicone Sex Toys
As with anything you read on the internet, these days in particular, one must consume things they read with a grain of salt. In this case a seemingly endless dialog on the safety of personal lubes and how contested they are with regards to your toys and body. I preface this little bit with the fact that I am not a doctor or a scientist, rather, someone who has a good idea of both matters and lots of friends who are both. So, among the numerous other ventures I have as a source of income, I do in fact make dildos, butt plugs, and other abstract adult toys using Platinum Silicone. I also have quite a nice inventory of ready to ship items, among those are little butt plugs. I made a batch of 5 a few weeks ago using Dragon Skin 20 Platinum Silicone and a blue mica to color the silicone. All five of those were duly selected to participate in a science experiment and subject to a five day inundation of lube. Lots and lots of lube I say. Fig.1 – 3
The experiment required five exactly the same Butt Plugs. Three lubes purchased at an adult store: One Water Based Swiss Navy, one Silicone Based Swiss Navy, and one Hybrid Water/Silicone “Wet” Elite. I purchased coconut oil from the grocery store along with a bottle of water, of which I drank half of after the experiment. I filled five jars with one butt plug each, four of those jars with 8 ounces of the associated lubes and one with 8 ounces of water as a control. I allowed the jars to sit for exactly five days - 120 hours, and observed the results. The ingredients list for each of those items in fig. 4.
Tick tick tick, the clock went and five days later I took a look at the jars. Prior to opening, I noticed that the plug in both the water/control jar and the water based lube jar there were bubbles present on the plug itself. Fig. 5. I suspect a very small degree of out-gassing. Otherwise, a few surprises awaited me as I removed the plugs from each jar.
The first, immediate, most dramatic change was the plug soaked in the Silicone based lube. It had nearly tripled in size, clearly absorbing the lube as there was a measured 5.5 ounces of fluid left in the jar, and the plug was essentially completely ruined. The second, and an actual bit of surprise to me was that the plug soaked in the water based lube had lost some of its color. Most noticeable in Fig 6-7. Additionally the surface was now a matte instead of slick and shiny. Considering the changes that took place to the silicone soaked plug, you might think that the plug soaked in the hybrid water/silicone lube would have displayed a more dramatic change. Only a slight loss of color was observed, about half as much by comparison to the water based lube plug, and to the same extent the surface was slightly more matte than when it went in. The plug soaked in coconut oil displayed no change, and neither did the control plug soaked in water. Fig. 8 shows the plugs side by side. For comparison, the control plug and the water based lube soaked plug are side by side in Fig. 9. There has been a clear change in color.
So, with all of that, I have to conclude a few things that may be contrary to what a good deal in the sex toy, sex toy review industry recommend for personal lubes that are safe for you, and safe for the platinum silicone toys you may use. It’s rather dramatically evident, with at the very least the Swiss Navy brand, that silicone based lubes will in fact destroy your silicone toys. This is not a big surprise as its a bit of a known thing. However, the water based lube, again, with the Swiss Navy brand and may not be the same with other brands, does in fact have an affect on platinum silicone, as does the hybrid water/silicone lube but not to the same extent. Now, given that the plugs sat in these fluids for 120 hours, I would venture to say that regardless of the outcome of my little experiment here, that both are still suitable for use as long the toys are cleaned immediately after use. I would also conclude. Actually let me preface this, again, with the following statement, “I am not a doctor.” Although after seeing the results here, I contacted two doctors and asked their opinion on coconut oil for use as a personal lubrication, specifically with regards to use with sex toys. One that I have known for 15 years replied, and I quote, “ Oh yeah, cooter are coo coo for coconuts.” She further noted that the only downside is that coconut oil can stain sheets but a lot of PT doctors actually recommend it. The other Doc said, as long as you aren’t allergic to it, is a fairly safe alternative to chemical lubes. So there it is and Ill be updating my “What lubes are safe for my new toy?” in the Q&A.
Be well, Marco.
There’s Nothing
“Show me what’s under your dress,” I said, as she lay down on my bed with a shy smile.
“There’s nothing,” she whispered, her knees touching as she sat up on her elbows. Her cotton dress was pretty and old, and it sat on her thighs completely aware that it was in the way.
“I’m sure that’s not true,” I said. “Show me.”
She bit her lip and reached one hand down to grab the frayed hem. Just hours earlier she had confessed that she would do anything, and as my requests grew more and more insistent her hesitation came with a quickening breath and a flushing of her cheeks.
I leaned in closer and grabbed one knee, pushing her legs open as I watched. She whimpered ever so slightly as she lifted the dress up, sliding it over her thighs until it finally rested on her belly.
“Open your legs,” I said, my voice no longer sounding like my own.
This time she leaned back and closed her eyes, doing just what I told her. I slid a hand up one thigh and down the other, listening to her sigh as I quickly passed her over. When I kissed her stomach she moaned my name, and when my fingers touched her lips she nearly jumped off the bed.
Her pussy tasted like summer.
She was coconut and salt water; she was hot sun and bare skin. I licked her and kissed her, my fingers pushing inside her as she lifted her hips off the bed and pulled me to her. My tongue found every inch it could, and I tasted her until she was inside me.
By the time I moved up to her mouth, her hands were around me pulling me in. I tore her dress off her shoulders, aching to feel her body against mine, and I kissed her hard as I thrust inside her. She screamed out as I worked my way in, and when she had taken all of me we paused and kissed until there were tears in our eyes.
We fucked slowly, all the energy of reaching that moment held tightly in. I gripped her hands, she clenched her thighs, and we held our breaths as we moved within one another. When my fingers touched her chin they were firm and unshaking. When her hands touched my face they were strong and determined.
As our fucking moved in one direction, the tension built until both our bodies were springs ready to snap. I leaned up on my hands, watching the mechanics of our sex before kissing her once more and giving her her final task.
“Come for me,” I demanded, as I thrust all the way inside her. She reached a hand between our bodies, her fingers frantic against her skin, and we climbed the final peak together. We moaned and screamed and made faces that were full of nothing but need.
When she finally shouted her release I was right behind her, letting go within her as we kissed between ragged breaths. We came for hours and days. We came for months and for seconds. We came without end, and I stayed within her even when I collapsed against her and kissed her lips with tenderness.
“I knew there was something beneath this,” I whispered, toying with the cotton that still clung to her hips. “Something perfect.”
-gny
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Sale! SEX TOYS!
Aight folks it’s time for us to sell off some of our collection! We’re selling off a variety of our dildos from Frisky Beast, Bad Dragon, Exotic Erotics & Tantus, as well as selling a packer and a custom binder for my trans boys out there. I had to email the site for the measurements that way folks can accurately check to make sure it fits them comfortably, so that will be in another post!
Cleaning: All of these items will be boiled and cleaned before being shipped out, and they all come from a house with exactly one (1) short-haired orange tabby cat. None of these toys were purchased due to damage and have no damage through our use.
Location: We are based in Maryland, USA, so please be advised that shipping may be higher than anticipated.
Shipping: Shipping costs within US will be $10 USD. Shipping outside of the US will be $30 USD.
Turnaround Time: Please allow for up to 7 days for us to ship out your purchases! We have to shuffle visits between appointments. Holds: If we can offer holds we will try, but in the past we’ve had folks who’ve wanted to purchase our toys and then disappear into the Twisting Nether.
Photos: If you’d like bigger photos for color or size comparison shots, definitely feel free to ask and we’ll send them your way.
Contact: To keep everything orderly, if you wish to buy and/or ask for any of the following, please email me at [email protected] with Sale as the subject. Sometimes we don’t see Tumblr messages on our different blogs or they come in at awkward times, so email contact will be best to make sure we see your messages!
Toys and photos are organized by size and where they’re from. LE is listed for any limited edition colors from past events. Everything under the cut!
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There’s nothing better than a shy sub slowly being corrupted. Starting off with blushy faces and small gasps that transform into gasping moans and loud begs. “When did my little slut get so dirty hmm?”
