[catgirlcatamite]

Girl whose lock screen is a pic of its mom in a chastity cage

[freakbellygirl]

10000 years in the blender

[yasmin1000000]

we need non cancerous cigarettes to give to women so they look hot. men get the normal kind

[4f4n4tic4-deactivated20260129]

In the lab perfecting a sentence that will trigger you to hit me as hard as you can

[freakbellygirl]

making my chosen name oobleck cause im soft to the touch and get hard when hit

[bungerc0re]

inviting a girl over to cut symbols into you and she keeps agonizing over what to use. alchemical is too fake, catholic is boring, etc. eventually you propose a pentagram just to get something moving and she says that'd be "poser gnostic shit" and walks out

[girlmostlikely]

Me when my friends are job hunting in the current market after getting thousands of fuck you emails: no literally you’ve already got it girl. Like they want you so bad they have to hire you at this point.

[frottinq]

Do you ever interact with someone and you realize “this person has never had to consider or think about what their place in the world is, and why they believe certain things or act certain ways, this person has never considered society at length” and it’s just terrifying

[wahejendk]

okay man we get it you’re being tested by god

[d-adpool]

not putting my whole pussy into it today lads. you're getting my left labia at best

[calm-before-the]

Your penis is a bit too big for mommy, kitten. Mommy's going to have to whittle it down like a piece of raw wood or perhaps soap.

[battery-included]

[punished-venom-solitair-e]

fucking a girl vagina style and right as im about to cum i throw a handful of coins in the air pull out and bounce my load off all the coins before it ultimately ricochets back into her pussy thereby creating the worlds coolest baby

[freakbellygirl]

getting fingered by my beautiful curvy gf. my muffing top