freakfairy the lord

perverst kackerlacka he/him

[freakfairy]

ermm... the freak fairy just liked my post... dni

[daughter-of-sapph0]

tw lying

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[userfish]

tumblr distilled into a tweet

[williamcarterbignaturals]

whenever someone makes a list of autistic coded Star Trek characters and they don’t add Rom an angel looses its wings and dies

[freakfairy]

award for most special cutie pie goes to...

[shranstan]

[dilf-odo]

"hi welcome to McDonald's what can I get for you?"

"Yeah can I get a deluxe quarter pounder with cheese?"

"absolutely, do you want the Meal or just the sandwich?"

"uuuuuh hold on"

*fishes my wallet out of my pocket*

"miles what do I do."

"get the fries, lad. youll need the energy in the coming days."

*stuffs wallet back in my pocket*

"uhh yes please the meal would be great"

[catgirljaneway]

Everyone makes mistakes! Remember to be kind to yourself if you accidentally mutate into a lizard and have sex and babies with your boss! It could happen to anyone.

[saintmarkovia]

deep space nine renaissance. everyone watch deep space nine NOW.

[richiekirsch]

wow that's so awesome

[freakfairy]

been watching a fucked up evil version of star trek

[raisinchallah]

all weird sci fi sex tropes were invented by unbelievably horny men in the 1930s anne rice and kirk/spock fan fic writers in the 70s

[junefiress]

BAJORANS, imagine you are playing BASEBALL in the HOLOSUITE with your boss and are about to score the WINNING HIT. accidentally, the pitcher tosses a CARDASSIAN BABY at you. would you still hit the baby OUT of the stadium and win a SINGLE or SPARE the CARDASSIAN BABY, thus RENOUNCING the PROPHETS and ACCEPTING the MAJESTY of CARDASSIA?

[rigormortisvape500]

[freakfairy]

thank you so so much @thegoofyeddsworldfan for this Christmas present you don't know how much this means to me

[its-always-sunny-in-city17]

i cant believe she'd say this

[girlballs-archive]

aborted horse: imagine how hard i could kick you in the head, if you hadn't aborted me...