in honour of "i don't want to do my assignment" here are the top 15 things my engineering profs have done over three years as an undergraduate:
- walked in 10 minutes late with a steaming cup of coffe "sorry I'm late but believe me you did not want me to come without coffee"
- forgot to schedule a midterm and when we asked about it was like "??? I thought you didn't have midterms here?"
- on his birthday, brought in a plate of cake offered it to us because "I don't like it but you can't tell the faculty"
- answered an email at 5am with "good evening Allie, "
- tripped on the desk so hard he had to sit down and then was like "that's why I'm an engineer not a ballerina"
- was frusturated about lack of participations while solving an excersize, sat on the floor in front of the board and said "I can stay here for the 53 minutes we have left of class, unless you guys tell me what the next step is"
- one of my profs was plotting with us to steal the other prof's copy of a really obscure dynamics book because "it's not fair that he doesn't share
- one day we were walking into uni and the prof was walking out and we were like "don't we have class with you in 10 minutes?" and he ws like "shit okay" and he turned around. I don't know if he lost track of time or was running away.
- one prof came up to me in the cafeteria to ask me for a favour and his friend (another prof) was like "poor thing, she's going to get sick of you" and I still don't know if it was directed at me or my prof
- one prof said "I see you guys more than my parents" and I was like "I see you more than anyone" and he was like "I'm so sorry"
- one prof "accidentaly" uploaded a picture of his co-worker (another prof) riding a bycicle to the class file area
- scheduled an extra class and when we all showed up was like "I didn't prepare anything, I didn't think youd come"
- when one of my classmates got really insistant that he was right (he wasn't) my prof put a peice of chalk on his desk, whispered "then you give the class" and walked out and everyone was like "you dipshit" but also happy because we had an exam later
- brought a bag of candies to class and threw them at people who answered questions
- got frustrated in the middle of an exam because everyone was solving the problem incorrectly and started giving a class right there
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