Emotionless Sam. That bitch face in the last gif… Not even the multiple bitches of Mean Girls could top that.
#Get in the U.F.O., loser. You’re getting the butt thing.
I’m so glad that the single greatest thing I will ever do references not only aliens, but butt things (wink wink). I’ll go ahead and write my epitaph: She was a daughter, sister, and friend, and was known for her kind spirit and anal sex.











