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@freakiestjester-archived
“For someone with no body, he sure is smoking...”
“What even is the point of improving when so many people hate your guts anyway?”
“I could just be buying candy and people will think I’m about to whip out a gun.”
if splitting in half is just a THING MARX CAN DO, that means he probably NEVER died. he just did that upon defeat for DRAMATIC EFFECT. and that’s so goddamn valid.
(( Vinny killing Marx within 10 seconds of starting a new level had me floored- ))
i love him so much it hurts
OUR LITTLE BOY IS FINALLY HOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
also. “keep him well-fed” hes a goddamn gremlin and i legitimately adore that
HE LEGIT JOINED YOU CAUSE HE WANTS FOOD WTf
((New headcanon he only wanted to control Pop Star for its food resources))
((Also DAMN RIGHT IT’S A DREAM COME TRUE))
i dont think theres a single day where i dont think abt this official art of marx
he looks like he just….nevermind im not gonna finish that sentence
((He looks like he just did the thing you said you wouldn’t do to that sentence))
How literally every person has portrayed Marx in kirby fanart for the last 8+ years
How Hal portrays him in Star Allies
((This is why I love @madethesunandmoonfight‘s portrayal so much. It’s more accurate and fitting for the fandom it belongs to. Not this dumb edgy bullshit or weird out-of-nowhere and pointless headcanons people like to throw on Kirby characters just for the sake of it or to write a completely different character wearing the skin of an existing Kirby character and calling it “development.”))
((Sorry, might have gone on a small rant there, but kudos to at least @madethesunandmoonfight for not being guilty of the first image in this post. I’m sure there’s a few more who also are not guilty of it, but I don’t personally know.))
(( lmao my most popular post on this account is that audio of Cagney busting a nut. ))
unmute this now
Me laughing at my own jokes
Okay maybe mama did raise a fool
“Two eggs, having sex.”
“Two eggs, having sex.”
“My anus, my anus... involuntarily clenches!”
FUCKING FLOWER GET OFF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!